How NOT to learn to sew:
Way back before Matthew I had planned on a complete cushion/cover upgrade, so I started stocking materials. I got the foam, batting and had a pretty good idea of the color I wanted but I didn't settle on a color and fabric - then Matthew and fast forward to now. After getting the interior done and the floor in I had a color in mind that would suit my vision. So far so good, except:
The last five years has been a journey in DIY boat repair, refit and redesign. Not a single job farmed out and I wanted to keep it that way with the cushions. Only one problem: I have exactly one experience in sewing (a button) and it failed (promptly fell off)
. Not a great background for a good cushion outcome. But in my usual style, I figured the best way is to jump in and give it a go. I decided to be smart though - rather than ruin a bunch of really expensive fabric during the learning process, I decided I would teach myself the basics with a substitute, so I searched around and bought a cheap sewing machine and a couple of packs of sheets in a similar color to what I wanted:
Keep in mind that this machine will not do heavy fabrics, it's just for learning and practice. So far so good, or so I thought
. I studied the directions for the machine, figured out the intricacies of the thread, the bobbin and all the magic, watched a few YouTube vids and jumped right in. Big, big mistake! First problem, I couldn't find anything other than a Sharpie that would leave a mark on the sheets for a cut line. Next, it was impossible to cut a straight line! Not starting out very good
. After finally getting a few sample pieces, off to the machine! Big fail - all I managed to do was create a spaghetti-like ball of thread that jammed the machine up. A little more research, a few tweaks to the machine, and off we go! Um, nope, another spaghetti factory.
This is not starting well but I persevered and finally got two pieces of sheet sewn together. Ugly, but successful. Next up, try to make a cover. In the end I did manage a (marginally) passable cover (minus the zipper, that's another big fail
) and I tried to fit it to the cushion. Since the cushion was not square it didn't fit - I managed to sew the cover backwards. Or inside out, or reverse. Whatever
. After a few more comically failed attempts I gave up and hit the rum!
Next time in town I stopped by to see my upholstery guy and confessed. He laughed (and laughed, and laughed). Asked why I decided to try a dumbsh*t stunt like that, and pointed me to the Sailrite videos where they work with real fabric, not the junk I tried to play with. He did confide to me that he once tried to sew up a torn sheet and said it was like trying to sew a wet noodle together. Made me feel a little bit better
. Now on the right track, he gave me a sample book to take home.
Bruised ego fixed, but now I have several packages of sheets that will not fit anything we own, so what to do with them. One of my purchases was a couple of rolls of two-sided fabric tape - this stuff is gooey-sticky - so I decided to cut and fit the sheets on the cushions to check to color. Just in case I wanted to change colors before ordering the big roll of fabric! I wrapped the cushions up like Christmas presents an taped them together- first ones:
Ok so far so I pressed on:
Alright, I got the hang of this until I accidently wrapped one of these backward:
No biggie, this is for visual confirmation only. Finished up:
I like the color so I picked the closest one from the sample book, checked the website only to find it discontinued. I found another one I liked - big box of goodies currently on the way.
Lesson learned - if your expert in the field is a drinking buddy, ask him first before doing something stupid!
Next up, getting some altitude.
Cheers,
Mark