The Lighter Side of Social Distancing

[dlochner]

And now we have to maintain social distancing from tigers.

Tiger at Bronx Zoo tests positive for coronavirus

The 4-year-old Malayan tiger, and six other tigers and lions that have also fallen ill, are believed to have been infected by a zoo employee

www.syracuse.com

 

[shemandr]

I've been practicing social distancing from Tigers for many years.

 

[Michael Davis]

If tigers can get it does that mean that the family cat or dog could bring it home???

 

[jssailem]

Maybe... But most assuredly if your cat has been socializing with a Tiger. Just tell the cat “What happens while your out on Saturna stays out on Saturna.”

 

[Michael Davis]

What happens while your out on Saturna stays out on Saturna.”

This time of the year Zoe will do that 2 or 3 times a night. She's always willing to trade for a few "Temptations" however so we should be OK.

 

[JamesG161]

We are still innovative. Virus or not.
Social Distancing "RADAR?"

 

[gogiana]

High Stakes Game
Wash you hands, they say!
Why are people fixated elsewhere?

ANd yes, I am so glad I had bidets installed in my bathroom!!

 

[JamesG161]

Happy Easter!

At least no "chocolate colored ones"
Jim...

 

[Kermit]

@Meriachee

 

[jon hansen]

i love this stuff. happy easter

it sorta sounds like sailing with a spinnaker in a big blow

 

[jon hansen]

this on the other hand is like sailing into it, driving up an unknown bay in a light breeze

 

[jon hansen]

then there's this after we're all tied up

i like this version

 

[Michael Davis]

this on the other hand is like sailing into it, driving up an unknown bay in a light breeze

Leonard Cohen once said that K.D.Lang did the best version of that song but I've never heard one I didn't like.

 

[dlochner]

I feel your pain, Olive!

Woman, 93, stuck at home due to coronavirus: 'I need more beer!!'

When her Coors Light ran out, she got creative.

www.syracuse.com

 

[Kermit]

@Everyone

 

[Will Gilmore]

This woman is NOT practicing safe social distancing.

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[jssailem]

Social Distance has cultural overtones...

 

[Terry Cox]

Pass me another chicken leg. Please!

Toad legs taste just like chicken, yum.

 

[dlochner]

The Terminator was off doing his weekly shopping in a local grocery store (wearing a mask of course) when a fellow customer (also wearing a mask) approached him and inquired about finding the toilet paper as he was unfamiliar with the store.

The Terminator replied, "Why of course," the Terminator responded......
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wait for it.

 

[dlochner]

"Aisle B, back."