Funny Friday!!!
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What's a chemist's favorite fish?
2-Na
Sorry but after 683 posts, all of the good jokes Argon
There are sick jokes and you try to Helium, but if you can't, you Barium and find strength in your mutual bonds. These are the elements that compound our reactions to noble if futile attempts at bad puns.
-Will (Dragonfl
-Will (Dragonfl
Yeah, some of the puns around here are bad enough to send me into orbitals. If you let them, they can become the nucleus of your mental unraveling. I've gotta go, I'm making Avogadro toast for breakfast.
@rgranger - Not all chemists do Bohring stuff!
@Will Gilmore - is your yttrium supply exhausted, or did you change the name of your boat?
@rgranger - Not all chemists do Bohring stuff!
@Will Gilmore - is your yttrium supply exhausted, or did you change the name of your boat?
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate
Back to sailing.... and chemistry....
I made this years ago and used it as my desktop screen saver. You are all welcome to borrow it so long as you follow the nerds creed.
I made this years ago and used it as my desktop screen saver. You are all welcome to borrow it so long as you follow the nerds creed.
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Chemists know that alcohol IS a solution. What was the question?
Adding insult to injury:
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That's a good one....
This is not as weird but I find it oddly specific... This sign is at the mouth of the Charleston Harbor
This picture I took at the entrance to the mall in Roanoke VA. It is a list of Mall Regulations. Check out Rule #24.
The implication is that I could fish or boat (in the fountain???) if I ask for permission. Part of me wants to go to the security office and ask for a boat permit. Explain that I would like to bring my kayak in and paddle around the fountain. When they say no! Explain that their own published rules imply that I can get a permit to boat in their fountain and I am now here to get that permit.
The implication is that I could fish or boat (in the fountain???) if I ask for permission. Part of me wants to go to the security office and ask for a boat permit. Explain that I would like to bring my kayak in and paddle around the fountain. When they say no! Explain that their own published rules imply that I can get a permit to boat in their fountain and I am now here to get that permit.
There must be a lot of fines in SC that are $1040. I remember back around 2012 a former First Lady of the state got ticketed for her dog getting out of her yard. That fine was $1040, though she went to court and had it reduced. It's a number that sticks in my head whenever I see it, because I do my own taxes (Form 1040).
I suspect there is a state statute establishing this amount as the largest fine applicable to "minor" offenses committed by individuals.
Here’s a rendition of our own Kermit in an urbane pose found in a Stuart Gallery. Funny? Not really, but someone has to stop the pun.
