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A sailor was heading into port after a long passage and got caught up on a bridge, having missjudged the height. The channel was blocked and no boats could pass. A marine patrol officer showed up and assessed the situation for a minute.
He turns, finally, to the captain and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The captain replied, "No, I was just moving this bridge with my mast when the wind died."
Same people who invented golfSo here is my situation. We have probably one of the noisiest neighbours one can imagine at our cottage. If the dogs aren’t barking or whining and/or kids screaming then the parents are yelling at everyone to shut up.
So last weekend my wife invited her sister to practice her bagpipes on our lot and face in the direction of our neighbours. Well, I couldn’t resist and had to record just one of her songs. Have to say it was a lot quieter next door after the performance.
I think I should take her sailing when looking for a quiet anchorage (or just play the recording).
As an instrument of war, bagpipes were made illegal by occupying Brits during the jacobite rebellion.Yep, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. Pipes were used in battle to scare the cr*p out of the enemy.