Funny Friday!!!

Jul 31, 2010
5,344
Hunter 260 Lake Murray Sailing Club, SC
@Jumpstart referred to himself as a guest stickman in an unrelated post. I wanted to post this on his thread but realized it would have been in poor taste. So I present it here. (Also in poor taste.)
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Feb 20, 2011
7,008
Island Packet 35 Tucson, AZ/San Carlos, MX
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movements any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movements?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."
 
Jan 19, 2010
6,587
Hunter 26 Lake Martin AL
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movements any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movements?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Ohhhh oh! I'm sending this one to my dad:yikes:
 
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Oct 2, 2008
3,004
Pearson/ 530 Strafford, NH
Thanks Will, took me a bit to figure out how to turn the pages, little arrow on the bottom.