For some reason I can’t add beer. I’m trying to give you a case!
Funny Friday!!!
- Thread starter rgranger
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then
orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that drink, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and
orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, Look, buddy, I'll bring ya martinis all night long
but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you
order a refill.
The customer replies, I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she
starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.
martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then
orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that drink, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and
orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, Look, buddy, I'll bring ya martinis all night long
but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you
order a refill.
The customer replies, I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she
starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.
I’m not saying that we might drink too much but just in case..
What are you implying Sailavie1? That if your drunk you've had too much to drink?
-Will (Dragonfly)
That is such a great video. It should be shown in junior high Civics class as a shining example of how people in authority should behave.
Also, that guy's wife definitely deserves a medal.
-Will (Dragonfly)
Too bad, I couldn’t stop laughing. That’s the most bastardly driver I have ever heard. I’m pretty sure I actually met that dude in the parking lot behind Rollie’s in Belfast, Maine a summer or two ago. Kudos to that trooper, what a shining example of restraint in authority. If it had been me being chastised like that I’m pretty sure there would have been a “tazing”.
Probably so, but I think he just needs a good a$$ kicking. I’ll bet he got one from his old lady when he got home. You probably need a special therapist license to deal with ADHD Mainers. Are we sure that wasn't @TomY behind the wheel? Just kidding Tom.
I had a friend who went on a whiskey diet.
When I asked him how it was going he smiled and slurred, " 'ssgoin' grrreat! I I've losst three days already."
You know you have had too much to drink when you start seeing animals that aren't there. I had a friend who, leaving the bar, wandered to the park and sat down on a bench. We thought he was sat next to a fox, not the dog that was really there.
-Will (Dragonfly)
When I asked him how it was going he smiled and slurred, " 'ssgoin' grrreat! I I've losst three days already."
You know you have had too much to drink when you start seeing animals that aren't there. I had a friend who, leaving the bar, wandered to the park and sat down on a bench. We thought he was sat next to a fox, not the dog that was really there.
-Will (Dragonfly)
From the looks of the bumper, several have wanted a closer look.