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justsomeguy

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on their holiday. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergymen. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' gear. They were sitting on deck chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them.........they couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, Then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'

'Yes Father?', said the blonde

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
 
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Roland5048

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justsomeguy said:
She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'
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You never know what's under all those clothes. A couple of years ago while in London's Hyde Park waiting for my other half outside the restroom, a Muslim woman and her young daughter show up. As the woman removes her head covering before going in, I almost trip on my tongue. One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Sorry, no pic.
 
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Roland5048

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Just where do you find palm fronds in NH? Or did you stock up on them before you left Fl?
 
jssailem

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You keep visiting Puerto Rico, picking up local trades, making hats and you will get a name change...

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Morning CHUCKLE..........They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will; just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
Welcome to the golden years...
 
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