Funny Friday!!!

[BlowMeAway]

I hope they're not going soft on crime. They should impose a stiff penalty and send them to a penile colony.

-Will (Dragonfly)

Dude, check your spelling. Penile colony indeed! So many puns so little time.

 

[jssailem]

and send them to a penile colony.

Will It is just one little boy peeing. They raise statues to such youthful vigor.

Things to see in Brussels

A legend states that in the 14th century, Brussels was under siege by a foreign power. The city had held its ground for some time, so the attackers conceived of a plan to place explosive charges at the city walls. A little boy named Julianske happened to be spying on them as they were preparing the explosives. He urinated onto the burning fuse and thus saved the city.

He was a National Hero for taking a wiz... We all know that the old guys in the country were envious.

 

[kappykaplan]

to the last three posts!

 

[jssailem]

Oh Kappy. I was just trying to bring a little culture to your otherwise bleak Friday the 13th....

 

[kappykaplan]

John, until you just mentioned it, I wasn't thinking about Friday, the 13th. Now I'll have turrible, turrible, nightmares!

 

[leo310]

 

[leo310]

 

[jon hansen]

posed nude for an art class today. they didn't ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

 

[leo310]

 

[leo310]

 

[leo310]

 

[Terry Cox]

Looks tasty. BBQ mouse, yum.

 

[kappykaplan]

So yesterday was officially pick on cats day?

 

[SFS]

I love cats, and I look at all those memes as a Celebration of their "catness", rather than a dig. If you've never had a cat bring you a present, or pull down a Christmas tree, you're missing out.

 

[justsomeguy]

So yesterday was officially pick on cats day?

Cats have a revered status in internet memes. Anthropomorphically, of course.

 

[jssailem]

I love cats

I am confused by those words. How can you love a beastie that will leap into your lap seeking your attention, purr for a moment, swipe a paw at the hand that you are using to give that attention, slicing open your wrist with its claws, sink its claws into your body as it leaps to the ground leaving you a bleeding mess then let’s out a blood curdling scream of protest saying to the world - look what he did to me?
Cats. No. The words “ I Love Cats “ may be a bumper sticker but fail to express my thoughts.

 

[Justin_NSA]

I am confused by those words. How can you love a beastie that will leap into your lap seeking your attention, purr for a moment, swipe a paw at the hand that you are using to give that attention, slicing open your wrist with its claws, sink its claws into your body as it leaps to the ground leaving you a bleeding mess then let’s out a blood curdling scream of protest saying to the world - look what he did to me?
Cats. No. The words “ I Love Cats “ may be a bumper sticker but fail to express my thoughts.

It's kind of like marriage!

 

[Sailavie1]

posed nude for an art class today. they didn't ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.
I’m definitely sharing this one with my wife who is into pottery

 

[kappykaplan]

My three cats may not give me unconditional love, but they sure like all the telework now that it's a bit cooler. The boys fight to be on my lap with the computer (doesn't always work), and the girl typically lies right next to my hip. If you clip their nails, it's much harder for them to slit your wrists. Take that, @jssailem !!!

 

[jssailem]

I tried that once. Got about 3 nails on one paw, when the beastie bit my hand and whacked me. The bit was a nip, no blood drawn just the impression of the teeth.

The wack was just a “paw” warning. no claws.

I understood the warning. Had I even thought about, well I’m the human and your claws need to be clipped, I am pretty sure I would have been flayed raw meat.