Funny Friday!!!
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jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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We have a present detente. He chooses to jump up and sit in my lap. I sit there till he gets down. My wife will ask me for something, ”I have the cat!”
Works most of the time. But I played the cat thing one too many times. She came into the room, “NO YOU DON’T”! holding the cat.
Works most of the time. But I played the cat thing one too many times. She came into the room, “NO YOU DON’T”! holding the cat.
My kids wanted a cat for Christmas. We usually have ham but who knows...
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
- 22,285
You speak Cat.
I am sure it is an acquired skill.
The cat we have now loves my wife. Tolerates me..
I chalk it up to her finding the cat and bringing it inside. Then telling me to feed it. Cat jumps up on her and snuggles. Me, not so much.
Boris and Natasha like to sleep on Fearless Leader aka the admiral. So I am the one to do the fetching.
They still have students?
Jon, are you an eye doctor hoping to drum up more business?
... No, I'll stop there.
-Will (Dragonfly)
Animals that do that are not cats, they are mishapen wolverines. If a wolverine does that to me, it is no longer allowed on my lap, and must feed itself. I admit, some wolverines are better than others. (Apologies to Jim Harbaugh.)
I am confused by those words. How can you love a beastie that will leap into your lap seeking your attention, purr for a moment, swipe a paw at the hand that you are using to give that attention, slicing open your wrist with its claws, sink its claws into your body as it leaps to the ground leaving you a bleeding mess then let’s out a blood curdling scream of protest saying to the world - look what he did to me?
Cats. No. The words “ I Love Cats “
I always thought this was funny. "Dogs have masters. Cats have staff." Then I became the butler. 
My favorite scene from "Cheers": Diane is sad hearing her family cat has died, and Carla is unsympathetic. Diane asks if she ever had any pets, and Carla says yes, her kids have had goldfish and hamsters and they all died. Diane asks "don't you think cats are different?" And Carla replies "Sure, you can't flush a cat."
My cat is glad I am working from home these days, but he sure makes it hard to work on my laptop!
I think he likes the warmth !
Greg
I think he likes the warmth !
Greg
Time to get him his own and let him do some of the work!
I’m selling rolls of Duct Tape now...since the shelf’s of TP are disappearing down in the States, I’ve got Fraser R Dalziel marketing it for me down there.. our slogan is “ Stores short of TP... use our Duct Tape so you can “ Wipe & Wax” at the same time!!!!!!
