Its funny Friday!
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went sailing among the islands where they anchored in a little cove, on a beautiful, clear evening. They setup their boom tent, just in case, and after a satisfying meal cooked on a camp stove the two friends went to sleep on the cockpit benches.
Holmes woke Watson up in the middle of the night and said, "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
"I see billions of stars." said the doctor, his voice filled with the wonders of the Universe.
"Very good," said the famous detective, "and what can we deduce from that?"
"Well, if many of those billions of stars are like our own Sun and even a small fraction of those have planets orbiting around them, then it would be reasonable to assume some of those planets were very similar to our own planet. From that, I would conclude that it is very likely we are not alone in this Universe."
Holmes sat up with excitement. "That is exactly the same conclusion that I came to. We can't possibly be alone out here. Because, what you can deduce from looking up and seeing billions of stars is,
someone has stolen our tent."
-Will (Dragonfly)
And how much pain does that simple little strategy save us from?
Only those who do not employ it will ever know.
-Will (Dragonfly)
A drunk power boater walked into a bar carrying a sample jar with...
COVID-19
marked on it.
Bartender: You can't bring that in this bar, its disgusting and filthy!
Drunk Power Boater: and jest viyyy notch? Its senddd a closed jarrrr!
Bartender: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the COVID-19!
Jim...
COVID-19
marked on it.
Bartender: You can't bring that in this bar, its disgusting and filthy!
Drunk Power Boater: and jest viyyy notch? Its senddd a closed jarrrr!
Bartender: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the COVID-19!
Jim...
guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartenter says"where the hell did you get that?" Frog says"would you believe it started as a wart on my ass?"