Day 2 without sports:
Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
Its funny Friday!
- Thread starter rgranger
- Start date
Another one I saw and liked said “ I might seem like I’m paying attention but in my head I’m sailing”.
that would be funny if it weren’t true
that would be funny if it weren’t true
No.that would be funny if it weren’t true
It's funny because it is true and My wife knows it.
-Will (Dragonfly)
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Well, I think it is funny....
[Deleted amusing link. If you would like to judge yourself, search "coronavirus government juice media"]
[Deleted amusing link. If you would like to judge yourself, search "coronavirus government juice media"]
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Are you asking if you're confused? This is just a guess, mind you, but...
Yes!
No?
Maybe!?!?
I don't know
-Will (Dragonfly)
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, though, the level may be raised again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'.
The English have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when the tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to 'A Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from 'Pissed Off' to 'Let's Get The Bastards'. They don't have any other levels.
This is the reason the Scots have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
dj
The English have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when the tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to 'A Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from 'Pissed Off' to 'Let's Get The Bastards'. They don't have any other levels.
This is the reason the Scots have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
dj
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I’m confused by the SBO police bot. What is inappropriate about a sailing coffee mug. Seems we have posted a lot of things that dance on the line harder than a cute coffee mug.Are you asking if you're confused? This is just a guess, mind you, but...
Yes!
No?
Maybe!?!?
I don't know
-Will (Dragonfly)
“Smokey and the Bandit 4” will be released next week.
