Funny Friday!!!

[jssailem]

I'm a fan of both.

What Landfills for Haggis?

 

[Will Gilmore]

What Landfills for Haggis?

No landfills for haggis. That's the point. But, what if they didn't make haggis, or hotdogs? Then...
But, we have both haggis and hotdogs, so no landfill space needed.

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Will Gilmore]

What Landfills for Haggis?

Ha ha ha! I misread your question. Just got it. No! I'm a fan of both haggis and hotdogs. Not landfills for haggis.

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[SFS]

I tried haggis for the first time a few weeks ago in Glasgow. It was good enough that I ordered it again in Edinburgh. It was a pleasant surprise. It was better than the turnips and mashed potatoes it came with.

 

[jssailem]

While in England I developed a taste for Bangers and Mash... never Haggis. But then I was 15. Who knows maybe my tastebuds have changed?

 

[Will Gilmore]

Haggis Special - Special Haggis?Maître d'hôtel: 'Are you here for a special occasion?' Campbell: 'Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns Contest, a haggis dinner for two.' Maître d'hôtel: 'What were the other prizes?' Campbell: The second prize was a single haggis dinner, and, if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis.' Footnote: My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. -Mike Myers

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[jssailem]

Saw this and understood the question...

 

[Justin_NSA]

Sounds like Swindell Pizza is represented by this firm

 

[Will Gilmore]

The old "Up Sell". Ah yes, related to the "Bait and Switch"
[IMAGE]

http://imgur.com/el8ke

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[jssailem]

 

[jssailem]

 

[jssailem]

 

[Will Gilmore]

A Scotsman decided to go for a sail.
He said to his wife, "Mary, there's a wee bit o' breeze blowin', I think I'll go fer a sail. You'll be wantin' t' fetch yer coat and yer hat."

"Aww Angus, yer sew thoughtful, takin' me along fer a sail wid ya."

"What are ya talkin' about? I'm shuttin' off the central heat while I'm gone."

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b2/c3/71/b2c371902c53d87a683cd73e992ad532--dinghy-sail-boats.jpg

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Justin_NSA]

Where are the Friday jokes??

 

[SFS]

@Justin_NSA - Is that Clontarf, Ireland (outskirts of Dublin)?

 

[Justin_NSA]

@Justin_NSA - Is that Clontarf, Ireland (outskirts of Dublin)?

I have no idea, I just liked the humor.
Have you been there? Ireland would be a cool place to visit someday.

 

[LeslieTroyer]

Where are the Friday jokes??

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I enjoyed submarine races while in high school

 

[jssailem]

I enjoyed submarine races while in high school

That because you went out to the bridge across the Hood Canal and watched the Boomers?

 

[LeslieTroyer]

No boomers back then. Mostly bangers.

 

[SFS]

I have no idea, I just liked the humor.
Have you been there? Ireland would be a cool place to visit someday.

Yes, we were there a few months ago, and in the harbor there are 20 or 30 sailboats on moorings. I was pleased to see that on a summer afternoon/early evening they were being used. There is a guy apparently making a living in a diesel inboard that pulls up to a ramp at the parking lot and ferries folks out to their boats. On a Tuesday afternoon, we saw 3 or 4 boats go out after 6 pm. The next day 8 or 9 went out. I did not see any organized racing. I'll post some pics in the Wednesday is Photoday thread.