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Its funny Friday!

Aug 2, 2005
1,126
Pearson 33-2 & Typhoon 18 Seneca Lake
Now, if we could just find those classic Leisure Suits! I owned/wore a yellow one and my dad owned/wore a pale green one!
 

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Jul 21, 2020
88
Catalina 250 Black Hills
Random Dad joke from out west:

What do you call a dead pronghorn on the side of the interstate?
A cantaloupe!

Get it???
 
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Oct 22, 2014
16,082
CAL 35 Cruiser moored EVERETT WA
This showed up in my email box from my wife... Gave us both a few smiles.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10