Its funny Friday!

[RockynHilda]

Well it certainly is gloomy weather but lets see what sailing jokes you have. Here is one from my archive folder...

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Nah Granger, here's a Cowboy Mate !

 

[TomY]

Approaching CADENCE, with CAUTION (Somes Sound, MDI).

 

[Captain W]

 

[rgranger]

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The most expensive way to get somewhere VERY SLOWLY for free…

 

[lehighsail]

 

[azambella]

How much did Pirates pay to have their ears pierced?

A buck an ear!

 

[leo310]

 

[rgranger]

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I totally sent that to my dad....

 

[Justin_NSA]

Approaching CADENCE, with CAUTION (Somes Sound, MDI).

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I'd bet people on Cadence were envious.
Every noteworthy scene of an expanse of water pictures a sailboat, not a motorboat

 

[rgranger]

Here are some more comical news paper clippings

 

[rgranger]

 

[WayneH]

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NO!!! You can't have the Texas Legislature. How else are we going to be the village idiots?

 

[31seahorse]

A buck an ear!

That is also VERY expensive Sweet Corn. (An old farm joke)

 

[Will Gilmore]

Well buckle me swash!

-Will

 

[leo310]

 

[leo310]

 

[BlowMeAway]

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It appears that Su and Lee Wong's child grew up to be an airline pilot.

 

[walt]

For sailboat pet owners..

 

[rgranger]

 

[rgranger]

wait! Why didn't I think of this first...?