Its funny Friday!
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Now, if we could just find those classic Leisure Suits! I owned/wore a yellow one and my dad owned/wore a pale green one!
Random Dad joke from out west:
What do you call a dead pronghorn on the side of the interstate?
A cantaloupe!
Get it???
What do you call a dead pronghorn on the side of the interstate?
A cantaloupe!
Get it???
Sounds like a NORMAL road to me!
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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This showed up in my email box from my wife... Gave us both a few smiles.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (Love her )
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (Love her )
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Has Mercedes solved the electric car question?
How to power a car using a renewable resource?
How to power a car using a renewable resource?
Picture the same guys in 20 years, when they use that style as "the new comb-over"
Oh Em GeeePicture the same guys in 20 years, when they use that style as "the new comb-over"
You know I had to look...
Avast, Scurvy Dogs, be us All ! Lookin out past the Swells, be doin well to steer clear of the shallows, less'n ya be tackin' for port, Mates !
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