Funny Friday!!!
- Thread starter rgranger
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More signs...Did I read that SIGN Right?
On Repair Shop Door
We Can Repair Anything!
( Please knock hard on Door- the BELL Doesn't Work)
Headline in Newspaper
Man kills himself before Shooting his Wife and Daughter. ( next day, newspaper corrected it)
Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over.
(Dedicated Vet.
)Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
(a real speedy Trial)
Red Tape holds up New Bridge.
(Duct tape works better)
Jim...
Please don't laugh. This is what it's really like in Texas.
Men die before their wives because they want to!
Mostly because you miss me almost as much as I miss y’all. But it’s the ceiling fan picture that reminds me of myself!
There was once a Texas rancher that came to New Hampshire. Since he was a rancher, he visited a local county fair, where he talked to a New England dairy farmer about his farm.
"Howdy, just wanted to say, those are some nice lookin' holsteins."
The local farmer looked around and took in the sight of the big man in his jeans and cowboy boots. He glanced at the big silver buckle that said "Big Bull" on it at the end of a belt that held in a fancy western shirt with a string tie. Finally the farmer raised his gaze up to the wide, Stetson hat, and he answered, "Auyup."
The Texan went on, "A healthy cow like that, you must have a pretty nice ranch with plenty of space."
The farmer nodded once and answered, "Shurah do."
"Well," said the big Texan. "I'd love to visit it. I have a ranch back home in Texas. Maybe I could learn a thing or two."
"Could be," came the parsimonious reply.
The Texan thought of another question, "How big is your spread? You must have one of the bigger farms around these parts."
The New Englander agreed, "Ayup. I own nearly four hundred acres."
The Texan's eyes grew wide. "That all? Why, back on Texas, my ranch is so big, it takes the whole day for me to drive my pickup truck from one end to the other, then back home again."
The New England farmer finally took on a look of sympathy with the rancher. "Ayup, usta have a truck like that, myself."
-Will
We actually did see the balloon today. It flew right over Sumter, SC. Scary stuff!
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Hayup. We got a new BOT 'round these here parts and he's affixing to straighten things up a mite.
Gonna be like herdin' cats.
The Chinese got a report of this weather balloon sighting and have issued a statement denying that it is a weather balloon at all, saying experts have identified the blurry image as an ordinary UFO. Definitely not a weather balloon, so don't be alarmed.
The Chinese Balloon and the Disappointing Reality of UFOs
Or Captain America, chrom edition.
-Will
It was still up when I had to quit watching it. I wish I could have seen it get shot down.
Did the balloon say it was from the Kansas state fair? Or Nebraska?
That's what the large label on the front of the balloon said. However, if you looked on the back of the label: