Funny Friday!!!

[SFS]

And that may save us. Better than being reasonably unhopeful.

 

[Justin_NSA]

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Been there! There's a reason they go on sale off-season.

 

[Will Gilmore]

And that may save us. Better than being reasonably unhopeful.

Maybe if we were a little more "reasonably unhopeful", we wouldn't have so much inflation?
And, a boat buck would be worth more like $10 instead of $1000.

-Will

 

[jssailem]

I am not good with plants. I think I have a brown thumb.

I bought this fern at WallyMart. The lady said it would grow anywhere just keep it watered.

So every day I would give it water from the special water can I purchased from the lady at WallyMart.

It was not long before the leaves turned yellow, droopy, and it died. I was sad.

I was determined. Each day I would water that pot. Then I saw a bit of green deep down in the middle of all that brown.

I think it’s back like the Phoenix rising from the dust. I hope it grows up big and strong.

 

[Ralph Johnstone]

I am not good with plants. I think I have a brown thumb.

That's better than the Reverse Midas touch which I seem to have.

Everything I touch turns to !

 

[rgranger]

I don't know why but this one made me think of @Kermit

Sorry Kermit.

 

[rgranger]

... and you can't fix stupid....

 

[Kermit]

This made me think of @rgranger, @Meriachee and all the rest of y’all.

 

[rgranger]

This made me think of @rgranger, @Meriachee and all the rest of y’all. View attachment 209127

I just now forwarded this one to a color blind friend of mine....

 

[jssailem]

For the last two years, I have needed beer.... but my refrig was under quarantine.

 

[dmax]

 

[Meriachee]

This made me think of @rgranger, @Meriachee and all the rest of y’all. View attachment 209127

Looks awful yeller to me.

 

[leo310]

 

[Kermit]

 

[leo310]

 

[rgranger]

That was a true LOL

 

[rgranger]

This one made me think of ever docking situation I have ever had

 

[rgranger]

 

[JamesG161]

Jim...

 

[JamesG161]

WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...


No wait...Sorry!


I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all those things.

Never mind.


Hic Hic Hic...

Jim...