Funny Friday!!!
- Thread starter rgranger
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Snoopy has a long history of sailing.
And is always happy to share his knowledge.
-Will
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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How to escape the charge of a ferocious predator...
“While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in ‘The Villages’ with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.”
“If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!”
“Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible, and his life insurance was a real bonus!”
“While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in ‘The Villages’ with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.”
“If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!”
“Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible, and his life insurance was a real bonus!”
I didn’t know where to post this but then I got to thinking …really bad ads are kind of funny
I saw this ad on craigslist for a 30 foot hunter and the guy described this as “a cosmetic crack in the Skeg”
I saw this ad on craigslist for a 30 foot hunter and the guy described this as “a cosmetic crack in the Skeg”
A little filler and a coat of paint. Who will ever notice?
Improves the aerodynamics of the rudder by giving more rake to the skeg.
-Will
-Will
Here is a link to the ad...
Absolutely shameful. I responded to the ad and pointed out that the price is fair but the description could get an inexperienced person killed. And I asked him to consider a more honest description that mentioned the need to fix the skeg.... thus the price was so low.
I hope they consider revising the ad
Absolutely shameful. I responded to the ad and pointed out that the price is fair but the description could get an inexperienced person killed. And I asked him to consider a more honest description that mentioned the need to fix the skeg.... thus the price was so low.
I hope they consider revising the ad
eastern NC boats - by owner - craigslist
eastern NC boats - by owner - craigslist
eastnc.craigslist.org
Looks like the owner reposted with a few changes. It looks so good I might even consider putting in an offer myself.
“my wife gets seasick so one trip was enough for her”. It would be enough for me too if I hit something hard enough to do that to the skeg.
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
- 22,303
I hear owners say on the dock... I'm going to the boat to bump my engine over... It has been awhile...
Or I am going to check on the lift... maybe I'll get it into the yard...
this crossed my mind...
Or I am going to check on the lift... maybe I'll get it into the yard...
this crossed my mind...
Little woman sees you posting that stuff and it's going to be a :
Snowy Weather brings jackets on, in Sunny spots in the desert USA.
Brrrrrr
Global Cooling , who knows.
Snow shoes available at the Desert Inn.
Warm near the Gulf of Mexico
Jim...
Brrrrrr
Global Cooling , who knows.
Snow shoes available at the Desert Inn.
Warm near the Gulf of Mexico
Jim...
Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in 'The Villages' in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and they decide go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."