Its funny Friday!

[stickinthemud57]

OK, pedantry alert here. The coconut is a fruit

Coconut is a fruit.... that's me ....'splaining

Ach! Beat me to it!

 

[Will Gilmore]

Coconut is a fruit.... that's me ....'splainin'

Ha! Of course.

I was thinking along the lines of, Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral. But, you are right, the Kingdom name is 'Plantae'.

So, I'll edit the story.

-Will

 

[rgranger]

OK, pedantry alert here.

If you were pedantry, you would not feel the need to justify it....
(That is me... being pedantry)

 

[jssailem]

If you were pedantry, you would not feel the need to justify it....

Oh.. Mais non, mon ami. Es muy importante compartir. How else would you know?

 

[JamesG161]

My wife wanted new lighting fixtures for our vaulted living room fixtures and she bought these.

Not my fault.

 

[Will Gilmore]

Those lights just look like two big tassels... I mean, hassles. Really busty... Ah... I mean, dusty.

Dang spell check.

-Will

 

[Kermit]

If you were pedantry, you would not feel the need to justify it....
(That is me... being pedantry)

I miss y’all. I really miss y’all. The jer… ——-holes, twi…s, know-it-all’s in the other forum I read would have been all upity and offended by this back and forth topic. Here it’s all fun.
Did I mention I really miss y’all?

 

[Will Gilmore]

Did I mention I really miss y’all?

That's on you.

We miss you too.
And that's on you, as well.

Just hangout here, who cares if you sail on the water or down the road. You're still sailing.

-Will

 

[Kermit]

That's on you.

We miss you too.
And that's on you, as well.

Just hangout here, who cares if you sail on the water or down the road. You're still sailing.

-Will

That would certainly solve my bottom-cleaning issues. For that matter I won’t even need a tow vehicle!

 

[rgranger]

That would certainly solve my bottom-cleaning issues.

 

[Kermit]

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I literally LOL’d!!! OMG that’s funny!

Note to admins… please give Mr. Granger extra brownie points for this one!!!!!

 

[Kermit]

 

[rgranger]

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Perfect example of de-evolution...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devo

 

[Ralph Johnstone]

That would certainly solve my bottom-cleaning issues.

You may find this does a better job :

 

[Kermit]

You may find this does a better job :

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Or maybe even this.

 

[Crazy Dave Condon]

@Kermit I called you old frog

 

[Ralph Johnstone]

Or maybe even this.

Ah don' know about that .

Out in the old two holer, back of the farm, middle o' winter on the Prairies ? By the time ya finish readin' each page 'fore usin' it, yer 'stremities git froze right off ya. Git yer 'srtremities frozen off ya an the local womenfolk lose interest in ya mighty fast. Just sayin'.

 

[rgranger]

You may find this does a better job :

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That made me cry...

 

[Ralph Johnstone]

That made me cry...

............................. if it does, you know it's doing its job .

 

[Will Gilmore]

Rough tissue can make you cry, for sure.

-Will