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He didn't trim the end of the tiewrap. Something is sure to catch it and fling it into the next town.
But... But ... The new style is asymmetry..... At least that's what my daughter told me when I went to get the dykes to clip that end....
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Ha Ha. I had to pass this along. Coming in to slip with my 336 today at the same time as a neighboring Hunter. The first mate was standing on the dock holding the dock attached line and pulling extremely hard to get the line to the cleat on the boat. It takes a second to get the picture
Wife asked what the female version of a Man cave would be?
I responded "a kitchen."
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I responded "a kitchen."
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This is why women tend to live longer than men.
An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks
once more for old time’s sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up
to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing
some reassurance, asks “How am I doing Darlin?”
The prostitute replies, “Well old sailor, you’re doing about three
knots.”
“Three knots?” he asks, "What’s that supposed to mean?"
She replies, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting
your money back.”
once more for old time’s sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up
to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing
some reassurance, asks “How am I doing Darlin?”
The prostitute replies, “Well old sailor, you’re doing about three
knots.”
“Three knots?” he asks, "What’s that supposed to mean?"
She replies, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting
your money back.”
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Well he said he was a sailor, which would not make him a soldier and if he were in boot camp, he would have a company Commander, likely a chief petty officer, and possibly an adjutant. But he would not have a sergeant.
Oh man.... I gotta send this one to my dad...
We are not spring chickens any more.
-Will
-Will
Charlie and Mr. Granger, I hope that your responses, though they are on my post aren't referring to me. As I believe I didn't say anything political at all. I'll tell you this though one thing I have learned over the last six or eight years is that I don't even make an attempt to talk to anyone who opposes my viewpoints. It just isn't worth it. It is just not the hill I want to die on.
Bent over to pick something up... I recently was under in the sink cabinet turned my head to look up at the sink and wrenched some muscle in my neck that went like all the way up to my head. A very acute sharp pain ripped through it. Now I have thought real hard before and never hurt myself. But I never knew you could actually wrench a muscle in your head. A new one is my book.