Just an FYI, the posts/comments you're referring to were made in 2018.
Its funny Friday!
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What do you call vodka and orange juice?… A screw driver.
What do you call vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia?… A Phillip’s screw driver.
What do you call vodka, orange juice, milk of magnesia and Ex-lax?… A pile driver.
What do you call vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia?… A Phillip’s screw driver.
What do you call vodka, orange juice, milk of magnesia and Ex-lax?… A pile driver.
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SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
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How would you know these things.. Kermit.. You been practicing chemistry in your spare time?
It’s something my daddy taught me in high school. He’s where I got my sense of humor.
I can't use my dad's sense of humor here. I'd be banned for life in about 5 minutes.
But I use it on my kids all the time.
I did not know you had a sense of humor, Kermit.
Now that I do, I'll keep an eye out for it.
-Will
I thought you were going to say "I did not know you had a daddy"....I did not know you had a sense of humor, Kermit.
Now that I do, I'll keep an eye out for it.
-Will
Her rheumatiz medicine was mostly preventative. She probably never had a lick of rheumatism.
-Will
-Will
I couldn’t understand why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me…
Two sailors, Al and Alice, set sail together aboard their 40 foot sloop, heading for Hawaii. They were in the middle of the pacific, three days from Hilo, when a big storm loomed up unexpectedly. Al was in the middle of mansplaining about knots while they were at the mast to shorten sail. Al explained authoritatively, to untie a knot, sometimes it needs to be "capsized."
The storm hit, the two sailors fought the storm bravely. The winds blew like stink, the waves lifted the sloop sixty - seventy feet and threw it down, down, down into their troughs, over thirty feet below sea level. They capsized when one giant wave broke over them. Alice clung to the life raft with one hand and Al's harness with the other.
They finally managed to climb aboard the raft when the first shark showed up. Alice and AL drifted for days, a week, another week. Alice had to listen to Al teach her about fishing with a hand line, fillet a fish, cook on a solar stove, until land was finally spotted. They were joyous and pulled hard to row past the breakers and drift up onto the beach; big holes ripped into the raft by the reef.
Exhausted, the two sailors crawled up onto the beach, only to find they were on a deserted island. Al explained about lighting a fire without matches, he taught Alice about building a shelter, he told her how they could mark out the word "HELP" in giant letters made of coconuts on the beach.
They were foraging in the woods when Alice recognized a bunch of wild onion. She brought an arm full back to the camp and set them down to work at getting a coconut opened to drink the milk. Al picked up an onion and explained to Alice that onions were the only plant that could make a man cry.
Alice hit him in the head with a coconut.
-Will
The storm hit, the two sailors fought the storm bravely. The winds blew like stink, the waves lifted the sloop sixty - seventy feet and threw it down, down, down into their troughs, over thirty feet below sea level. They capsized when one giant wave broke over them. Alice clung to the life raft with one hand and Al's harness with the other.
They finally managed to climb aboard the raft when the first shark showed up. Alice and AL drifted for days, a week, another week. Alice had to listen to Al teach her about fishing with a hand line, fillet a fish, cook on a solar stove, until land was finally spotted. They were joyous and pulled hard to row past the breakers and drift up onto the beach; big holes ripped into the raft by the reef.
Exhausted, the two sailors crawled up onto the beach, only to find they were on a deserted island. Al explained about lighting a fire without matches, he taught Alice about building a shelter, he told her how they could mark out the word "HELP" in giant letters made of coconuts on the beach.
They were foraging in the woods when Alice recognized a bunch of wild onion. She brought an arm full back to the camp and set them down to work at getting a coconut opened to drink the milk. Al picked up an onion and explained to Alice that onions were the only plant that could make a man cry.
Alice hit him in the head with a coconut.
-Will