Funny Friday!!!
- Thread starter rgranger
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Marriage counselor: "Your wife says you never buy her flowers."
Me: "To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers."
Me: "To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers."
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says: “Hey, did you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”
“Aye, sir that it be, “says the pirate, “it’s driving me nuts!”
The bartender says: “Hey, did you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”
“Aye, sir that it be, “says the pirate, “it’s driving me nuts!”
A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!”
The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”
The sailor replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”
The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”
“Fifty cents!” replied the sailor.
The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”
The sailor replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”
The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”
“Fifty cents!” replied the sailor.
Okay so... I was conducting my weekly perusal of craigs list and found this interesting ad with this odd photo...
Add text = 18ft American Sail with trailer and 3.5 Tohatsu outboard. Everything is in great condition, outboard just needs an impeller.
So how drunk to you have to be to hoist your jib upside down, take a picture, post it to CL and not notice.
Add text = 18ft American Sail with trailer and 3.5 Tohatsu outboard. Everything is in great condition, outboard just needs an impeller.
So how drunk to you have to be to hoist your jib upside down, take a picture, post it to CL and not notice.
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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On my motorcycle BB, one of the guys had a welcome picture with a young lady on it. My wife as a member of the group was the first one to notice that she had no belly button. So, how much else was airbrushed out or in to make her perfect?
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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I have been concerned about dieting. Then I read this message about safety.
I don’t want to be kidnapped. Chocolate cake for lunch anyone?
I don’t want to be kidnapped. Chocolate cake for lunch anyone?