Funny Friday!!!
- Thread starter rgranger
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Photoshop. He used Photoshop instead of bait.I want to know what the guy on the right is using for bait
What's 50 feet long and 8 inches wide that you have to move at your house?
Backyard to planted in the mast step in about an hour. Not an unusual event in my neighborhood.
Backyard to planted in the mast step in about an hour. Not an unusual event in my neighborhood.
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.
Lady: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many per day?
Man: 3
Lady: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 each including tip.
Lady: How long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that’s $108,000.
Man: Sounds about right.
Lady: Did you know that if you put that money in a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Lady: No.
Man: Where’s your plane?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many per day?
Man: 3
Lady: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 each including tip.
Lady: How long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that’s $108,000.
Man: Sounds about right.
Lady: Did you know that if you put that money in a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Lady: No.
Man: Where’s your plane?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I
was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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It is a crazy world. I was happy to learn that beer is now considered medicinal. Wonder if the IRS will allow me to deduct it as a medical expense.
I wish! Beer is a high oxalate food which may actually cause kidney stones in some people. Hopefully ,not me!
Do you think this would work on a boat, I just bought an assortment of ties.
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Maybe. Perhaps a test is needed. Tie a few to your arms and legs. Jump into the water with a tether. Float about for awhile while we motor/sail about. We can see if they distract the sharks.
If your boat motor burns diesel and oil, does that make it a hybrid?
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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I know what happens when two skippers see each other sailing..
Wondered about airline captains...
I guess I found my answer...
Wondered about airline captains...
I guess I found my answer...
