What is the worst movie about sailing ever?

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Jul 29, 2010
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Macgregor 76 V-25 #928 Lake Mead, Nevada
Ditto on Captains Courageous. Tracy won the Academy Award for best actor. Rudyard Kipling wrote the book. Lionel Barrymore, John Carradine, Freddy Bartholomew, Great Cast. Sea Wolf was great, John Garfield and Edward G. Robinson. Also, Damn the Defiant with Sir Alec Guiness aka Obee One meets Horatio Hornblower and Dirk Bogard. They don't make 'em like they used to. See Dove about Robin Graham teen who sailed around the world single handed. Fair winds and good viewing....
 

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Dec 20, 2003
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Pearson 323 . St. Mary's Georgia
I added Captains Courageous and Captain Horatio Hornblower to my DVD que on Netflix. Damn the Defiant is on instant watch!!! No luck with Sea Wolf.
 
Jul 29, 2010
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Macgregor 76 V-25 #928 Lake Mead, Nevada
There is the original Hornblower made around 1954 and then there is an A&E production from a few years back. The A&E set is excellent and comes in about 6 episodes. I have it on DVD. It follows the original C.S. Forrester pretty close. If you like to read start with volume one and finish up with Vol. 13. Also by Forrester the African Queen, Academy award for Bogie, and The Gun which movie version was tiltled The Pride and the Passion with Carey Grant, Frank Sinatra, Sofia Loren, Anthony Quiinn. Great Adventure. Sorry I'm a movie nut!:cussing: Fair Winds...
 
Sep 25, 2008
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Morgan 415 Out Island Rogersville, AL
I'm hoping they will make an 8th installment of the A&E Hornblower series. Weren't the last 2 installments in blue-ray high def?
 
Dec 9, 2008
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1980 Hunter 30 "Denali" Seaford, VA
My wife and I were invited to watch "a sailing movie"... I think our friend had the impression that it was a sailing movie because there was a sailboat on the cover or in the preview (I had never seen)... "Failure to launch" was by far the worst I've seen, if it could be considered even remotely a sailing movie. The netflix instructionals are pretty bad too, I've tried watching them in the winter when "jonesing for a fix" but usually can't manage through them...

That said, CPT Ron is by far my favorite!
 
Jun 9, 2004
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Hunter 40.5 Bayfield, WI
I remember when "Wind" came out back in 1992. My DH and I had been sailing for just a couple years at that point and could not wait for the movie to come out. It was cool becaue it was the first time we saw big time sailing action since we had not watched an AC race yet but anything other than the sailing scenes or the exterior shots was subpar. I loved White Squall although the ending broke my heart and I love Master and Commander any try to see it at least once a year. Did Captain Ron have a sailboat in it? All I remember is Kurt Russel in that red speedo-"She wants my manhood, boss." LMAO. I also heard that there is a B&W movie called "Knife in the Water" that is supposed to have some great sailing scenes in it. Anyone seen it?

POTL
 

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Dec 20, 2003
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Pearson 323 . St. Mary's Georgia
Knife in the Water is on Netflix instant que, I have had it on my que for a little while but have yet to watch it. It is a Roman Polanski movie about two men trying to belittle each other in the presence of the sailboat owner's wife. The whole movie takes place on a sailboat, but I have not got past the central plot yet. I will give it a go. Soon.
 

zeehag

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Mar 26, 2009
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1976 formosa 41 yankee clipper santa barbara. ca.(not there)
princess--there was a huge green formosa 51 in cpt ron!!!!!! yeah yeah yeah speedos --yeah yeah -dont do a thing for me---lol.....those wood masts , on the other hand....and those clipper lines.....
 

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Jun 1, 2004
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Catalina 27 Mission Bay, San Diego
C.S. Forester...how he came up with Hornblower..

There is the original Hornblower made around 1954 and then there is an A&E production from a few years back. The A&E set is excellent and comes in about 6 episodes. I have it on DVD. It follows the original C.S. Forrester pretty close. If you like to read start with volume one and finish up with Vol. 13. Also by Forrester the African Queen, Academy award for Bogie, and The Gun which movie version was tiltled The Pride and the Passion with Carey Grant, Frank Sinatra, Sofia Loren, Anthony Quiinn. Great Adventure. Sorry I'm a movie nut!:cussing: Fair Winds...
credit to Amazon.com writer's biography

"C. S. Forester (1899-1966) wrote several novels with military and naval themes, including The African Queen, The Barbary Pirates, The General, The Good Shepherd, The Gun, The Last Nine Days of the "Bismarck," and Rifleman Dodd. But Forester is best known as the creator of Horatio Hornblower, a British naval genius of the Napoleonic era, whose exploits and adventures on the high seas Forester chronicled in a series of eleven acclaimed historical novels. Over the years Hornblower has proved to be one of the most beloved and enduring fictional heroes in English literature, his popularity rivaled only by Sherlock Holmes.
Born Cecil Louis Troughton Smith in Cairo, Egypt, Forester grew up in London. At the start of World War II he traveled on behalf of the British government to America, where he produced propaganda encouraging the United States to remain on Britain's side. After the War, Forester remained in America and made Berkeley, California, his home.

The character of Horatio Hornblower was born after Forester was called to Hollywood to write a pirate film. While the script was being drafted, another studio released Captain Blood, starring Errol Flynn, based on the same historical incidents about which Forester was writing. Rather than seek another movie project, and to avoid an impending paternity suit, Forester jumped aboard a freighter bound for England. By the end of the voyage he had outlined Beat to the Quarters, which introduced the now legendary character Hornblower, Bush, and Lady Barbara.

Forester died in 1966 while working on Hornblower During the Crisis. "

BTW, I just ordered the A&E series "collectors edition" ... can't wait!
 

BobM

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Jun 10, 2004
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S2 9.2A Winthrop, MA
One Crazy Summer

I can't believe that anyone can dis One Crazy Summer for its content as a sailing movie! I'm going to sick my killer cute and fuzzy bunnies on you!
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Jan 3, 2009
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Catalina 30 mk II St Michaels
Take a look at "Morning Light" not quite terrible but with less plot than Wind...
Transpac race with some reality show elements. Allegedly a documentary the training regemine was interesting though and you wonder who is filming a lot of the racing scenes.

It looks like they just left several movie cameras around the boat and the crew picked them up and pointed them whenever they felt like it.
 

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Dec 20, 2003
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Pearson 323 . St. Mary's Georgia
Watched Damn the Defiant last night. Good movie. I am pretty sure a Bon Jovi song was inspired by that movie.

Stabbed through the heart and your to blame, you give impressment a bad name!!
 
Feb 26, 2008
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Catalina 30 Marathon, FL
LOVE Captain Ron! Have to watch Master and Commander every so often.

Can't believe nobody mentioned watching old B&W reruns of Adventures in Paradise on UHF as a kid. But I guess the plots and acting would be pretty bad if you watched them today.

Then there's the ultimate in boating -- Gilligan's Island -- now THAT was reality TV!

Jim
 
Dec 9, 2008
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1980 Hunter 30 "Denali" Seaford, VA
I didn't see it mentioned, but in Netflix instant there is a movie called '180 South', it isn't specifically a sailing movie, but there are a few sailing parts that I liked but won't spoil... I really liked the rest of the movie and message (documentary).
 
Jul 26, 2010
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Sunfish, Flying Scot -- Deep Lake
I also heard that there is a B&W movie called "Knife in the Water" that is supposed to have some great sailing scenes in it. Anyone seen it?

POTL

Years and years ago. Roman Polanski was a good director, despite of what ever personal failures he might have had.
 

Gail R

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Apr 22, 2009
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Pearson 34 Freeport, ME
You all have forgotten What About Bob? Bob the patient crashes on his shrink's vacationing family at their lake house. The kids tie him to the mast and get under way and he's out on the lake screaming "I'm sailing, I'm sailing!"

Bob Wiley: Isn't this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now?
Dr. Leo Marvin: Keep sailing, Bob!
 
May 31, 2004
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Catalina 28 Branford
The Dennis Quaid remake of "Yours, Mine and Ours" had some lame sailing scenes near the end where the artsy kids from one side of the blended family work with the dudly do-right kids from the military side of the family to save their parents' marriage by sailing a big boat somewhere. I forget the particulars, but....ack.
 
Jul 26, 2010
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Sunfish, Flying Scot -- Deep Lake
Well if you want to go trivial, there is the scene in "Stuart Little," where the mouse sails the RC boat in the Central Park race.
 
Sep 25, 2008
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Oday 25 Gibraltar
Has anyone seen the made for TV movie "The Riddle of the Sands"? Decent adaptation of the book.

Rich
 
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