The Lighter Side of Social Distancing
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What do you mean?
Cough cough cough, sneeze
No more "god bless you" after that.
You run away and spray disinfectant in the air?
I have been wondering when meeting a person for the first time if it would be socially acceptable to give a spritz of disinfectant in the air like they do perfume at those fancy downtown stores.
Innovative scent purveyors could develop all sorts of creative scent greetings.
Innovative scent purveyors could develop all sorts of creative scent greetings.
- I’m married but looking for a virus free person to hug
- Just tagged virus free by the CDC. Look see the zip tie.
- Kiss me you fool
- Stand back - Social Distance required
- Just returned from an at sea quarantine (this scent would require a yellow tint)
- Ran out of TP but I’ve changed my shorts
Do like WWII vets use to do around battle deaths...
Put broken cigarettes in your nostrils.
Modern...
1)Menthol Filtered
2) vape cigs that are disinfectant
3) cigar smoking causes safe distancing
4) Eat more beans
5) Popularize whoopee cushions again.
Put broken cigarettes in your nostrils.
Modern...
1)Menthol Filtered
2) vape cigs that are disinfectant
3) cigar smoking causes safe distancing
4) Eat more beans
5) Popularize whoopee cushions again.
I think that half a year and everything would be great, as it was before. A lot of people like to prepare for different circumstances based on astrology and numerology predictions, and this 444 meaning article gave me total understanding that some numbers can be helpful in my life as well, in specific situations.
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I thought this was great song by Neil Diamond, if you have twitter try this for the real Neil.
If not, here is the same but a bit more parody by..
"Lisa Adele and George Gee UltimatePartyDuo"
Sing along...
Jim.
If not, here is the same but a bit more parody by..
"Lisa Adele and George Gee UltimatePartyDuo"
Sing along...
Jim.
I walked to the grocery store to get some produce today but I was exposed to Corona along the path
That is some deadly virus. Look at all the dead grass surrounding the virus. 
Went to Costco and they had a sign at the entrance listing things they were out of. Isopropyl Alcohol and toilet paper didn't surprise me, but third or fourth on the list was Spam.
Who the heck stocks up on Spam? This is serious people, and no coincidence. One of the symptoms of Covid-19 turns out be a loss of the senses of taste and smell. If you see someone with Spam, avoid them!
Who the heck stocks up on Spam? This is serious people, and no coincidence. One of the symptoms of Covid-19 turns out be a loss of the senses of taste and smell. If you see someone with Spam, avoid them!
Well, you've never been to Hawai'i. Hawai'i has the highest per capita consumption of Spam in the country. Spam and eggs, fried Spam sandwiches, everything tastes better with Spam. That and Portuguese Sausage. The flavors of my youth.
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My 94 year old father-in-law loves the stuff. We told him he should hide his valuables behind the Spam cans because no one will bother them.
The dietitians said Canned fish and Oatmeal. All had great shelf life and the basic nutrition.
Down here the cajuns have Rice for everything.
So in walks the wife with enough rice for 2 years.
Dried Beans too.
Now we good for the next big Solar Flare.
A Cajun walks into his first Burger Place and ordered a hamburger.
Clerk: What do you want on it?
Cajun: I guess everything, but hold the Rice.
Jim...
Down here the cajuns have Rice for everything.
So in walks the wife with enough rice for 2 years.
Dried Beans too.
Now we good for the next big Solar Flare.
A Cajun walks into his first Burger Place and ordered a hamburger.
Clerk: What do you want on it?
Cajun: I guess everything, but hold the Rice.
Jim...