Stupid laws for stupid people
Isn't it just wonderful to know that our government cares soooo much about our personal safety that they must continuously look for ways to protect us from our own stupidity? Even with all that is going on in the world, some loving and caring government employees still have time to watch over us and help us make the right decisions, then pass laws to make sure we heed their advice, it just makes me feel like someone really cares. And, let's face it, boating in any form is an EXTREMELY dangerous thing for a person to do, so of course they must concentrate extra effort towards anyone who would participate in such a foolhardy practice. Think about it, you're out floating around in a little plastic contrivance, surrounded by water in which you could DROWN in less than 30 seconds if you were to accidently fall in. Requiring these poor fools to wear a PFD at all times is simply common sense. And, because you can drown in many other ways, why not say that PFDs must be worn by all persons when they are less than 50' from any quantity of water greater than 6" deep? (sitting in the hot tub with a life jacket on is hip, trust me)Why not require that all persons on a boat or in the water wear a helmet? Sunburn is also a very real danger, what with people being near the water and not fully clothed. The CG should start checking everyone to make sure that they are protected by a government approved SPF 50 sunblock at all times, and that it has been applied in the approved fashion and at the required intervals. Gee, when you stop to think about it, these poor fools will never be able to remember all of the rules we have put in place to protect from their own stupidity, we better make sure that a certified life safety specialist is with them at all times to make sure they remember. "Sir, I'm sorry, but I'll have to check the temperature of that coffee before you take a sip. It may be too hot and we wouldn't want you to burn your lips." Orwell was right. And since my personal Life Safety Specialist hasn't shown-up yet, I better just stay in bed and wait for him to get here. (but don't pull the covers over your head, you could suffocate)