Funny Friday!!!

[Kermit]

 

[kappykaplan]

Kermit, that's really bad!!!

 

[Kermit]

@Ralph Johnstone and @Meriachee

 

[Kermit]

I just landed a job with Muscle & Fitness magazine. I’m the Before picture.

 

[jssailem]

Jut remember to do lots of squats in your routine.
We want those legs big and beefy…

 

[Kermit]

Jut remember to do lots of squats in your routine.
We want those legs big and beefy…

Remember, I was hired for the Before picture.

 

[kappykaplan]

Just remember to do lots of squats in your routine.
We want those legs big and beefy…

Remember, I was hired for the Before picture.

Just look at those skinny legs! Not much good for @jssailem 's idea.

 

[Kermit]

Here’s after I finished working out this morning.

 

[kappykaplan]

Here’s after I finished working out this morning.

Lookin' good!

 

[Roland5048]

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If this is a book on understanding wimmen, it shouldn't have taken long to write. I would believe all those pages are blank. Jus' sayin'.

 

[Will Gilmore]

If this is a book on understanding wimmen, it shouldn't have taken long to write. I would believe all those pages are blank. Jus' sayin'.

I think it was written by Professor Dale Luded and Dr. Al L. Bloviate.

-Will

 

[jssailem]

Just a suggestion

Work the legs man work the legs..
Everyone knows a 6pack on a frog just gives you warts.

 

[jssailem]

Imagine….

Casually scanning the Food Network and came across…

 

[Kermit]

Everyone knows a 6pack on a frog just gives you warts.

That’s a myth! A myth!

 

[Kermit]

Imagine….
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Casually scanning the Food Network and came across…

That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!

 

[jssailem]

 

[Kermit]

Oh my! This is definitely new to me. Thank you!!!

 

[Kermit]

I got your Frog Trouble right here, buddy!

 

[Kermit]

Durn your time! Now I can’t get that song out of my head! I’ve been invaded by an earworm!!!

 

[jssailem]

Think of it as your very own theme song..
Yes it has a kind of stick in your head melody…
I enjoyed all of the album.. Especially partial to the Alligator Stroll..