Funny Friday!!!

Kermit

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Jul 31, 2010
5,657
AquaCat 12.5 17342 Wateree Lake, SC
Think of it as your very own theme song..
Yes it has a kind of stick in your head melody…
I enjoyed all of the album.. Especially partial to the Alligator Stroll..
I haven’t had time to look up the album. I’ll do so as soon as I can.
Speaking of Josh Turner, he grew up about an hour from here. (I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a pretty good frawg leg recipe.)
 
Oct 19, 2017
7,747
O'Day 19 Littleton, NH
Talk to them ?
I was thinking, chloroform, but now I'm thinking you're on to something. I have just the story:

3 sailors and 3 powerboaters hopped a train for the Annapolis Boat Show.
The powerboaters bought 3 tickets, one for each of them, but the 3 sailors bought only one ticket between themselves. The powerboaters snickered quietly and sat near the sailors so they could watch the sailors get kicked off the train when the ticket inspector came around.

Shortly, the ticket inspector entered the far end of the car and called, “Tickets, please.”

before the inspector got to them, the three sailors jumped into one of the two heads at their end of the train. Soon, however, the train official knocked on the toilet door: “Tickets, please.”

A single hand pushed out the opening of the door and handed the ticket to the inspector. He took it and continued his rounds.

The three powerboaters thought, 'that's brilliant!'

After the boat show, the three powerboaters joined up with the three sailors for the train ride home. This time the powerboaters bought only one ticket between them, just as they had seen the sailors do on the way into Annapolis. Much to the powerboaters' surprise, the sailors didn’t buy even one ticket.

Once the train got rolling out of the station, the powerboaters all jumped into the port side head ahead of both the inspector and the sailors. They wait excitedly to hear the call, “Tickets please.”

One of the sailors watched until the inspector was about halfway to their end of the train while the other two slipped into the starboard side head. The first sailor then walked over to the portside toilet door, rapped, and called, “Tickets, please.”

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-Will
 

leo310

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Dec 15, 2006
638
Catalina 310 44 Campbell River BC
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m all right!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!” Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!." Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!!!!
 
Oct 22, 2014
21,107
CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
Super Bowl 2024
A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $5,500 each but he didn't realize

last year when he bought the tickets, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.

She'll be the one in the white dress.
 

Johnb

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Jan 22, 2008
1,421
Hunter 37-cutter Richmond CA
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