Funny Friday!!!
- Thread starter rgranger
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I don’t know. We couldn’t even see it as it went by.
Custom 28' fishing boat: $300,000. Six $40,000 Mercury outboards for a total of $240,000. The peace and quiet of a fast ride to the fishing grounds you get away to twice a year?!
Priceless!
Why did the wife divorce him?
-Will
Priceless!
Why did the wife divorce him?
-Will
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
The price of gas these days how can anyone. I can hardly afford the wind to sail!
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Michael imagine the price in liters.
I wonder if the pumps can go that high.
It would be interesting to see how fast it can go when the tank is down to 1/8th. All the weight would be gone.
I wonder if the pumps can go that high.
It would be interesting to see how fast it can go when the tank is down to 1/8th. All the weight would be gone.
No kidding. Just got back from a Montreal to Quebec City trip two weeks ago. Rented a car. I'm not complaining, well maybe a bit, about our gallon prices.
That sort of goes along with the certitude that men do in fact usually die sooner than their wives.
They want to .
They want to
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jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Read this on the internet.
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."
BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."
BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
It might go a little different if it were a Boudreaux joke. Somehow, Boudreaux would be the mentally challenged guy but he wouldn't be the one to make that assessment. Maybe the mate would, or the IRS guy would.
Sounds like a Boudreaux joke that got repurposed.....
How could we make this work? Boudreaux would never do as much as 90% of the work.
-Will
A good pun is about the funniest thing there is. Can't wait for the day I hear one.
-Will
-Will