I haven’t had time to look up the album. I’ll do so as soon as I can.
Speaking of Josh Turner, he grew up about an hour from here. (I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a pretty good frawg leg recipe.)
Funny Friday!!!
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Speaking of Josh Turner, he grew up about an hour from here. (I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a pretty good frawg leg recipe.)
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SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Using PacificNW thinking… If you know how to ‘stroll like an alligator’ it is possible that you have bit down on a frog leg or two…
I’ve never eaten one and I have no idea how to stroll like an alligator. I do know how to make them fall asleep, though.
It's not Friday, but I saw this on Facebook and needed to share:
I was thinking, chloroform, but now I'm thinking you're on to something. I have just the story:
3 sailors and 3 powerboaters hopped a train for the Annapolis Boat Show.
The powerboaters bought 3 tickets, one for each of them, but the 3 sailors bought only one ticket between themselves. The powerboaters snickered quietly and sat near the sailors so they could watch the sailors get kicked off the train when the ticket inspector came around.
Shortly, the ticket inspector entered the far end of the car and called, “Tickets, please.”
before the inspector got to them, the three sailors jumped into one of the two heads at their end of the train. Soon, however, the train official knocked on the toilet door: “Tickets, please.”
A single hand pushed out the opening of the door and handed the ticket to the inspector. He took it and continued his rounds.
The three powerboaters thought, 'that's brilliant!'
After the boat show, the three powerboaters joined up with the three sailors for the train ride home. This time the powerboaters bought only one ticket between them, just as they had seen the sailors do on the way into Annapolis. Much to the powerboaters' surprise, the sailors didn’t buy even one ticket.
Once the train got rolling out of the station, the powerboaters all jumped into the port side head ahead of both the inspector and the sailors. They wait excitedly to hear the call, “Tickets please.”
One of the sailors watched until the inspector was about halfway to their end of the train while the other two slipped into the starboard side head. The first sailor then walked over to the portside toilet door, rapped, and called, “Tickets, please.”
-Will
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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1. I would hope not. That would be similar to a hen and pig agreeing to go out for a Ham and Egg scramble.
2. This might be a visual aide.
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m all right!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!” Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!." Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!!!!
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Super Bowl 2024
A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $5,500 each but he didn't realize
last year when he bought the tickets, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.
She'll be the one in the white dress.
A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $5,500 each but he didn't realize
last year when he bought the tickets, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.
She'll be the one in the white dress.
It's certain that the investment in the wedding was a lot more than Super Bowl tickets. Still, we have to consider value over price.
Hope his team wins.
-Will
Hope his team wins.
-Will
A few more funny Signs...
Or for Boat Owners
$$$$
And for those who ate a bad Salad at MickyD
and when the Coast Guard pulls your boat over for inspection...
Jim...
Or for Boat Owners
$$$$
And for those who ate a bad Salad at MickyD
and when the Coast Guard pulls your boat over for inspection...
Jim...
When you need a little more oomph from your drill: (article)MSN
Do you have a place for that on your toolbelt?
You need to make sure your toolbelt has the most important features
-Will
-Will
I thought the "standing on a comfortable surface" seemed like a good workout.
-Will
-Will
Getting a jump on funny Friday. This dog would be welcome crew on my boat (instagram link)
the most adorable deck hand stealing the show!
the most adorable deck hand stealing the show!
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