I think it was Starbuck. But obviously Chuck was out of luck....
Funny Friday!!!
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I'm more like... "not much I can do about that so I might as well ignore it".
When I was little, my aunt would sometimes complain about a spur on her heel bone when she took a wrong step and then mumble "growing old is not for wimps" and plow forward. I think about that phrase a lot more than I used to.
When the cold snap hits before you get the canoe emptied.
Unfortunately, and this is most often a guy problem, people ignore things that they CAN do something about, but ignore it and pay the price later. Applies to vehicles and human health. The rising level of obesity and is a very good example
Well that is for sure a true statement.... I was mostly thinking about how much I miss my knees.
That can also be due to gaining weight. Hard to see down for some. LOL
FWIW: I know a few people who had knee replacements and they came out great.
That got me laughing. Every time I am in Florida, it amazes me how many billboards for scumball injury lawyers there is.
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm were driving along when a cop pulls them over.
Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.
Cop: You were doing 55 in a 30.
Heisenberg: Great, now I'm lost.
Cop: What's in the trunk?
Schrodinger: My cat.
The cop opens the trunk.
Cop: Your cat is dead.
Schrodinger: Well it is now, thanks a lot jerk.
The cop then arrested them. Ohm resisted.
The Corona Plurality: or Schrodinger on Covid-19
If you don’t get tested, and don't get vaccinated you have and don't have the virus.
So... act as if you have the virus so that you don't spread it to others... and...
Act as if you have never had it and are not immune.
Or just get the vaccine...
Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.
Cop: You were doing 55 in a 30.
Heisenberg: Great, now I'm lost.
Cop: What's in the trunk?
Schrodinger: My cat.
The cop opens the trunk.
Cop: Your cat is dead.
Schrodinger: Well it is now, thanks a lot jerk.
The cop then arrested them. Ohm resisted.
The Corona Plurality: or Schrodinger on Covid-19
If you don’t get tested, and don't get vaccinated you have and don't have the virus.
So... act as if you have the virus so that you don't spread it to others... and...
Act as if you have never had it and are not immune.
Or just get the vaccine...
I hope I didn’t see this here sometime back…
but my wife showed me this one yesterday..
but my wife showed me this one yesterday..
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