When I hear people up here complain about the cold, I like to point out...
Oh, never mind. You're right, it is colder than a witch's...ah... zit, up here and I advise as many people to, stay down South, as I can. Really, it's miserable up here. You'ld have to be a glutton for punishment. Do yourself a favor and stay safe and secure and warm and free in the more populated cities down South where there are stores and cell service and Internet and movie theaters and paved roads and good restaurants and taxes... ah... I mean taxis, yeah, taxis and Ubers and beggers... ah... burgers, yeah, good high priced burgers, and schools with lots and lots of other kids teaching your kids all the important pop music and slang and attitudes and, well... You know. You guys, warm and safe, in your low-cost cities have it made. No need to even think about moving to a place like this.
Where it's just shivering and work all the time.
Notice how much my raised beds garden looks like a cemetary. Let that be a warning to stay away. Go vacation in the Islands or something.
-Will (Dragonfly)