A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no
lessons, nor prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to
slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to
get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down
the horse's side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from
the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,
she is now at
the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the
ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Mike, the
Walmart greeter, sees
her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
had no
lessons, nor prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to
slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to
get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down
the horse's side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from
the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,
she is now at
the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the
ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Mike, the
Walmart greeter, sees
her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.