Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
-Will
They just wash up on shore.
-Will
Its funny Friday!
- Thread starter rgranger
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
74 Long Jokes That Tell Some Pretty Hilarious Stories
-Will
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
74 Long Jokes That Tell Some Pretty Hilarious Stories
-Will
WRONG!!!!! Her name is Connie! But then again, this conversation has never happened on any of our boats. Not even the time we almost capsized during a February daysail.
A friend who obviously know me sent me this one tonight…
Greg
Greg
Looks like a typical Canadian……no sense, no feeling as my mother often said!
A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he accelerated to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He pushed it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the gleaming convertible, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He pushed it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the gleaming convertible, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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The TALK - an updated version.
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
.... and when you have Iron-Male (i.e FeMale)
This far too true. I have 3 daughters
Here's to you guys. 
So that's what she was telling Rocky; she was having triplets (girls).
-Will
So that's what she was telling Rocky; she was having triplets (girls).
-Will
For
@Meriachee and all my other drinking buddies
Makes me think of the saying, "What's the difference between a poor man and a rich man? A rich man is simply a poor man with money."
dj
dj
The power of positive thinking. Everyone has something to look forward to.