Its funny Friday!
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Your latest and greatest movement smeared across the internetOf course, isn't everything live streamed these days
. Maybe not the best choice of words, but you get the idea.
You know what I haven't see in this thread of jokes? Limericks. I'll have to see if I can remember a sailing limerick but for the moment...
There was a young lady from Thrace
Whose corsets grew too tight to lace
Her mother said, Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your face.
dj
There was a young lady from Thrace
Whose corsets grew too tight to lace
Her mother said, Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your face.
dj
That might be why there aren't more limericks here!
The gauntlet is thrown and accepted......
A man who once lived in a dale
Always wanted to learn how to sail.
He confused "painter" with "jib sheet"
Which tangled his two feet.
And sent him flying up over the rail!
A man who once lived in a dale
Always wanted to learn how to sail.
He confused "painter" with "jib sheet"
Which tangled his two feet.
And sent him flying up over the rail!
Macerator - masticator, is there a difference? And what's that other one that rhymes with masticator? Oh yeah, completely different, but still...
Live streaming is the only way to use this device.
‐Will
There once was a man from Nantucket.
He was swabbing his boat with a bucket.
It leaked and it dripped,
Over his mop the man tripped,
Until he ordered his mate to...
"Just chuck it!"
When I visited Nantucket, there were all kinds of tourist shops there where they sold t-shirts that declared the wearer was "the man from Nantucket." I don't get it. Why be so proud of chucking a bucket?
-Will
He was swabbing his boat with a bucket.
It leaked and it dripped,
Over his mop the man tripped,
Until he ordered his mate to...
"Just chuck it!"
When I visited Nantucket, there were all kinds of tourist shops there where they sold t-shirts that declared the wearer was "the man from Nantucket." I don't get it. Why be so proud of chucking a bucket?
-Will
Have I told you lately how much fun I'm having
In this sea of heart felt emotions I'm splashing
What would I do
Without all of you
My world would be empty and devoid of all laughing
dj
In this sea of heart felt emotions I'm splashing
What would I do
Without all of you
My world would be empty and devoid of all laughing
dj
New sign for your boat head.
Happy New Year...
Happy New Year...
Ah, the things student pilots don't know. My first lesson, my instructor had me announce on the radio (tiny uncontrolled airport) that we were departing runway 1. As we were climbing out, I asked him where runway #2 was, because I had not seen it.
That is the start of a ribald limerick from 60 years ago.... that cannot be repeated here!
Funny, tho!
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Puzzled Jim...
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Puzzled Jim...
Last one from me today, but a good test.
Jim...
Jim...
I wish you'd write a little larger.
When I read it through quickly I thought you said "pissing on it" and I agreed because it was so dumb. Now I'll be spending the rest of the afternoon hosing down the keyboard
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