Its funny Friday!
- Thread starter rgranger
- Start date
I think I should feel some shame at the fact that I actually laughed at that one.... 
You shouldn't feel shame (ok, maybe a little shame). There is quite a bit of dedication in that picture. Not only did he consume all the beer, he fashioned a hat out if the empties and he had a shirt printed.I think I should feel some shame at the fact that I actually laughed at that one....
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
- 22,223
I thought Ol' Abe wore a stovepipe hat, not a budlite hat.
He definitely looks ready to sign a proclamation of emancipation from inebriation of an entire nation.
-Will
He definitely looks ready to sign a proclamation of emancipation from inebriation of an entire nation.
Don't trivialize the growing of the beard, either.
-Will
That's a fake beard. And beer doesn't constitute "drinking", IMO.
That’s a good one… George got author credit for several covers… like “who do you love” (Bo Diddly) and “Move it on over” (Hank Williams). Admittedly George made them both way better.
It's Friday:
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan on the telephone.
"So, how's it going down there in hell?" God says.
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says.
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says.
"No way! I like having an engineer on the staff — I'm keeping him!" Satan says.
"Send him back up here or I'll sue!" God commands.
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
"Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
retrieved from: 16 Of The Most Profound Jokes Ever Told
-Will
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan on the telephone.
"So, how's it going down there in hell?" God says.
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says.
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says.
"No way! I like having an engineer on the staff — I'm keeping him!" Satan says.
"Send him back up here or I'll sue!" God commands.
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
"Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
retrieved from: 16 Of The Most Profound Jokes Ever Told
-Will
Alternate ending:
A group of sales, marketing, and finance experts arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter dispatched them to hell. In short order the engineer’s good work became unraveled and hell was back to being hellish again.
That sounds just like real life! WAIT. Does that mean we’re in Hell?
The marketing person asks the engineer, "so, what am I promoting?"
The engineer happily shows the marketer the latest advances.
So, the marketer advertises something that would be even more wondrous.
The engineer wonders how to make that?
Sales takes the order, on a promise to include some custom wonder.
The engineer thinks, 'we aren't setup to make that.'
The finance guy changes the order to something far inferior and different from what was ordered, because that's what was on the shelf.
The engineer feels betrayed and wasted.
Marketing and sales and finance then have to placate the irate dissatisfied customer by discounting the order and including an extra piece.
The engineer is glad to not be those people.
-
I use to work in the engineering department for a furniture company. I use to wonder why our customers kept coming back. Then I realized, our competition did the same thing.
-Will
The engineer happily shows the marketer the latest advances.
So, the marketer advertises something that would be even more wondrous.
The engineer wonders how to make that?
Sales takes the order, on a promise to include some custom wonder.
The engineer thinks, 'we aren't setup to make that.'
The finance guy changes the order to something far inferior and different from what was ordered, because that's what was on the shelf.
The engineer feels betrayed and wasted.
Marketing and sales and finance then have to placate the irate dissatisfied customer by discounting the order and including an extra piece.
The engineer is glad to not be those people.
-
I use to work in the engineering department for a furniture company. I use to wonder why our customers kept coming back. Then I realized, our competition did the same thing.
-Will
Is that even considered beer? Inquiring minds want to know?
They left one out:
Light Beer, any brand.
Your obsession with body image prevents you from enjoying real beer.
@Roland5048 - This should answer your question.
Light Beer, any brand.
Your obsession with body image prevents you from enjoying real beer.
@Roland5048 - This should answer your question.
Last edited:
No “Boat beer” entry…
This about sums it up.
-Will
Pretty much any beer in a can, on sale, and available in a case….
Miller Highlife is my current go to boat beer
.I don’t care what the French say… it will always be the “Champaign of Beers” to me.
Cheers,
Greg
Back in college I would drink a Miller Beer with a Snickers Bar. Those were the good old days.No “Boat beer” entry…
Pretty much any beer in a can, on sale, and available in a case….
Miller Highlife is my current go to boat beer
I don’t care what the French say… it will always be the “Champaign of Beers” to me.
View attachment 216157
Cheers,
Greg