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How about yelling at an intersection… Starboard!
dj
Do you look to see what tack the other cars at an intersection are on to determine right of way?
The Col Regs still work on the road. Tug boats pushing a barge have right of way over a sailboat, but sailboats still have right of way over a stink pot.
-Will
The Col Regs still work on the road. Tug boats pushing a barge have right of way over a sailboat, but sailboats still have right of way over a stink pot.
-Will
And if the other person isn’t really sure who has rights, starboard usually wins.
dj
dj
I've done that stopped at a red light. It was a Hobby cat crossing on the green. A guy was just pushing it on a dolly so I figured it was appropriate.
Groaner. Alert.
Ivy League Professor Asks The Class
Ivy League Professor Asks The Class
An Ivy league theology professor was visiting a friend, who was a professor at a local rural community college.
The Ivy League prof was asked to teach a class at the community college that day and she agreed.
The Ivy League professor started the class by asking the students, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said one student.
"And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked.
"Elation," responded another student.
"And how about the opposite of woe?" she asked.
A tall young man raised his hand.
He said "I believe that would be giddy up."
These non-boat owners were doing yoga on Rockport Harbor yesterday morning.
Soon loosening turnbuckles to lift my mast, I'd be holding this move for several minutes, at no charge.
Soon loosening turnbuckles to lift my mast, I'd be holding this move for several minutes, at no charge.
My daughter is a big dog and cat lover and I, of course, love science and philosophy. So, when I heard about a new book that tells the story of the friendship between schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog, I drove down to the library to see if I could check out a copy for my daughter.
When I asked about the book, the librarian replied, "That rings a bell, but I can't know if it is here or not until I check."
-Will
When I asked about the book, the librarian replied, "That rings a bell, but I can't know if it is here or not until I check."
-Will
Thank goodness that I’ve watched “The Big Bang Theory”. Otherwise I would have not gotten that joke. Now it’s funny!
I have an app that predicts the Aurora and also shows the solar wind speeds and density. Time to put in a reef. 
