Its funny Friday!

Oct 22, 2014
20,992
CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
John is this what you use to see if it's ok to go sailing?
Damn, Where did you find it. It has been missing for the past couple of weeks. Not sure, I think a nefarious individual with evil intentions borrowed it.
Maybe those Little Green men from that island off Saturna. You know the type. They like to eat lamb.
 

DaveJ

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Apr 2, 2013
449
Catalina 310 Niagara-on-the-Lake
One day John decided to move out of the rat race city, to a small cabin on a hill top in Tennessee. The closest neighbour was on the next mountain. John had been living there about 6 months, seeing no one and enjoying the solitude. One day his neighbour knocked on John's door, introduced himself and said that he was going to have little party that Saturday night and wondered if John would like to come. Now, John was feeling a little lonely after these 6 months, so he asked the neighbour what was going to happen at the party. The neighbour said there would be some steaks, some beer, maybe some cards, maybe some fighting, and maybe some sex. John thought about it and asked who's going to be there. The neighbour replied, 'just you and me boy'.

dj