Its funny Friday!
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What do you call a sail with only 2 corners?...............................................
I haven't a clew!
I haven't a clew!
A doctor, a dentist and a lawyer were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard.
Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land.
Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside.
The dentist yelled, “It’s a miracle!”
“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!” badabum
Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land.
Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside.
The dentist yelled, “It’s a miracle!”
“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!” badabum
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Okay, so it is Friday... when does the funny stuff start
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For best effect use in bathroom. Extra realism if a can of diesel is left open.
A man was having a drink alone in a bar when he overheard three rather large ladies talking at the next table. After a few minutes he turned and said
"Please excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your accents. Are you three ladies from England?"
One of them replied, "It's Wales, you idiot!"
To which he replied, "I'm so sorry. Are you three whales from England?"
"Please excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your accents. Are you three ladies from England?"
One of them replied, "It's Wales, you idiot!"
To which he replied, "I'm so sorry. Are you three whales from England?"
I know a Welchman who would *LOVE* this one. (And if he doesn’t, well, he’s a Welchman after all.)
You can always tell a Welshman, but you can’t tell him much.
But I bet they know how to spell Welshman. And now I do, too!You can always tell a Welshman, but you can’t tell him much.
We're not saying the Welsh are tight, but...
Jones the farmer and his son Berwyn sign up for a sight-seeing tour in a small catamaran sailboat. As always, Jones angles for the best deal possible.
“Very well, Mr Jones,” says the captain. “If you can go through the entire sail without making a sound, you and Berwyn can have your tickets for free.” So the sailboat shoves off, the winds is blowing 35 knots and the captain makes sure it’s a rough one, he angles for a hard beam reach, flying one pontoon under the Severn Bridge, he hits choppy power boat wakes, tries following seas then beats hard head on into steep surf at the pass. He even sails straight into the slip at the end with a hair raising stop at the end of his spring line. Jones says nothing. After they make fast at the dock, the captain turns to Jones in disbelief.
“Mr Jones, I’ve been doing this for 20 years and no-one’s ever been able to hold back from screaming. Tell me, was there ever a point on the cruise where you wanted to say something?”
“Aye,” Jones replies. “When Berwyn fell overboard."
-Will (Dragonfly)
Jones the farmer and his son Berwyn sign up for a sight-seeing tour in a small catamaran sailboat. As always, Jones angles for the best deal possible.
“Very well, Mr Jones,” says the captain. “If you can go through the entire sail without making a sound, you and Berwyn can have your tickets for free.” So the sailboat shoves off, the winds is blowing 35 knots and the captain makes sure it’s a rough one, he angles for a hard beam reach, flying one pontoon under the Severn Bridge, he hits choppy power boat wakes, tries following seas then beats hard head on into steep surf at the pass. He even sails straight into the slip at the end with a hair raising stop at the end of his spring line. Jones says nothing. After they make fast at the dock, the captain turns to Jones in disbelief.
“Mr Jones, I’ve been doing this for 20 years and no-one’s ever been able to hold back from screaming. Tell me, was there ever a point on the cruise where you wanted to say something?”
“Aye,” Jones replies. “When Berwyn fell overboard."
-Will (Dragonfly)
Come now! I find this pun a little “tack”y....