From inside the yard..
Ooh. Man, life sounds tough on some of these other yards. Some close, others seemingly apathetic about a boat at all. And very odd.
While I'm the only contractor on this yard that could be considered criminally insane, at least I'm not dangerous. Okay, maybe a little, but not violent.
But here's a little insight. And you may despise me long before I'm over.
Here is one thing. Despite a "depressed economy", the marine business is doing very well. I personally turn down maybe ten jobs for every one that I do. And so do some of my compatriots. Myself, I don't need the money. If that sounds arrogant, whatever. I do it because I love boats, love to work on them, and it warms my heart to help out another sailor. I pick the boats, AND the people I like. Everyone else couldn't afford the work at any price. Rockefeller would cringe if he treated me with disdain.
My number one here is a mechanical genius. I don't say this lightly, I've only known about MAYBE ten mechanics in my entire life, probably five really. And he picks his jobs as well, he is that good. Sure, you can hire some half-assed hack. And that is the work you will get. Same for the body man here. Real eclectic sort, that is an artist with glass and paint. I've seen this guy on weekends, and late at nights GRIEVING over a small run under a swim platform. Second rate work? Negative. We have pride in our work, that our name is attached to, and it WILL not be done any other way than correct. And I promise you, that I have lost my ass on several jobs, because the universe just didn't decide to smile on that project, it did not go well, and I fixed it out of MY pocket, simply because it needs to be right, priority one. We love some of the hack yards around here, they're our finest customers.
On people. Male, female, something in between, or just uncertain. Could not care less. But wait. When someone thinks maybe we don't like them, could it be because, (and I AM NOT saying you or anyone else here is), one of a hundred different 'problems'. Gypsies, that have everything they own, hanging in tatters and rags all about the boat, virtually living off the land, wanting ten thousand dollars worth of work for free. First rate a**ho** that think that we're going to fall all over ourselves because they have a little money. Sorry dude, we couldn't care less. I could go on about the many other types that we deal with on a regular basis. CRAZY things. It sometimes is like a circus around here. That said, we like the odd sorts. And believe it or not, the return rate on customers around here is better that geico's. They get very good work, at generally better prices. With or without a boob shot. It is a pleasant distraction, but otherwise, we've got work to do..
And another thing. Or so. I work on several boats, where the owner is almost incapable of doing their own work at all. Even after a hands on tutorial about simple things. That's ok. Very wise words from the great philosopher Clint Eastwood: "Every man oughta know his limitations". Rightfully so. But as others have said, it is not an auto, or a home. If the home breaks down, you get no hot water or whatever. The auto breaks, you walk home. The boat breaks, and......well, you know. The situation can turn stupid in a moment. So do you want someone highly skilled at your bilge pump, or do you want to start learning basic DC wiring right about now? I myself can not imagine owning a boat where I had to hire someone else to work on it. I do it for others daily. And it is very expensive. I don't get to back my work truck up to the garage and start remodeling. If it is on the docks, I may have to walk a quarter of a mile for a small tool. You also can not just pull the boat up in my shop for a quick peep underneath. It is time consuming, labor intensive, and a huge liability just to haul and block it. Our lift operator pays eight thousand dollars a year in liability insurance to run the silly thing. Nobody rides for free.
I'm exhausted. Sorry. I guess it irks me to hear of the chop shops out there that give us all a bad name. Oh yeah, you see that yard guy over there that looks like he belongs in a soup line? If he's like me, he volunteers at them. Not in trouble with the law one iota. He likes your boat. And he likes you. Or else he will not give it a second glance. We like happy people. And some of us need your money, or another girlfriend like we need a flat tire..