You can't make this stuff up...

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Jan 19, 2010
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Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
This summer I took a trip to Oriental NC for a bit of gunkholling in my Mac V222...

On the way to Oriental, we passed this road sign.....


I know, I know... I'm juvenile... so sue me...:D
 

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Jul 29, 2010
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Macgregor 76 V-25 #928 Lake Mead, Nevada
Only in America LOL. We have a chinese restaurant here in Las Vegas, goumet capital of the world, that has a flashing neon sign that says "TAKE OUT IN REAR".:D Wife and I were touring California years ago and stopped at a roadside eatery. Hand lettered sign over pass through window from kitchen to counter, "YOU CAN WHIP OUR POTATOES, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT":eek: Fair Winds and Full Sails....
 
Dec 1, 1999
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Hunter 28.5 Chesapeake Bay
What's in a name? While sailing in the Bahamas some years ago, we anchored next to an old wooden classic. The name on the stern was "Sexasea." The name on his dinghy was "Sexaland."
 

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Feb 22, 2006
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Catalina 310 Cape May, NJ
LooseDiamond said:
Stay out of the seacocks thread...
Yeah it was tough seriously addressing that question with a topic like that! But I resisted! :)
 
Mar 26, 2011
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Corsair F-24 MK I Deale, MD
Also on signs in NC:

"Caution: Road Wet During Storms"

"_______, a Waterfront Marina"
 
Jan 19, 2010
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Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
Only in America LOL. We have a chinese restaurant here in Las Vegas, goumet capital of the world, that has a flashing neon sign that says "TAKE OUT IN REAR".:D Wife and I were touring California years ago and stopped at a roadside eatery. Hand lettered sign over pass through window from kitchen to counter, "YOU CAN WHIP OUR POTATOES, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT":eek: Fair Winds and Full Sails....

NPR ran a story right before the Olympics in Beijing on how the Chinese gov. was sending language specialists around town to correct bad Chinese to English translations. My favorite..

Savory Chicken = Saliva Chicken


Personally if I saw saliva chicken on the menu, I'd order it....
 
Dec 11, 2008
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catalina C27 stillwater
I listen to NPR and can't help giggleing every time I hear that they have guest analyst Hugh Johnson on to talk about national finance issues...
 

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Jan 26, 2006
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Schock Wavelength 24 Lake Murray, SC
There are so many clever lines associated with the University of South Carolina gamecock mascot we get tired of hearing them.
 
Jul 28, 2010
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Boston Whaler Montauk New Orleans
This topic goes right along with "out of the mouths of babes." My wife and son were visiting family in London, and my son, about 5 at the time, went fishing with his cousins. He called me, so exited he had caught fish. I asked what bait he was using, and he said "Magpies." Amid the laughter from his cousins, my wife explained he meant "maggots."
 

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Jul 31, 2010
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AquaCat 12.5 17342 Wateree Lake, SC
There are so many clever lines associated with the University of South Carolina gamecock mascot we get tired of hearing them.
Those one-liners can't be licked!
 
Jul 29, 2010
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Macgregor 76 V-25 #928 Lake Mead, Nevada
One of the big football rivalries in SoCal is USC Tojans vs UCLA Bruins. One year UCLA made up buttons that said, "Trojans burst under pressure!" Trojans won that year. Fair Winds and full Sails...
 

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Feb 5, 2004
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Tartan 3800 20 Westport, MA
A radiator repair shop in my town used to have sign that read "a good place to take a leak."
 
Jan 22, 2008
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Beneteau 323 Annapolis MD
In Delaware, a company advertises "All it's plumbers are potty trained".
 
Feb 20, 2011
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Island Packet 35 Tucson, AZ/San Carlos, MX
Wisconsin has a little promo going which states "Come smell our dairy air".
 
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