Don't get no respect, ya know ? No respect at all.
1. “Boy what a hotel that was. Why, they stole my towel!” –
Rodney Dangerfield
2. “For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
3. “I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps … from moving cars.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
4. “I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
5. “I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
6. “I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
7. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
8. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
9. “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” –
Rodney Dangerfield
10. “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous. Everyone hasn’t met me yet.” –
Rodney Dangerfield