Typhoon Jebi:
Greetings from the good ol' USA!
I'm back for (just short of) two weeks for some well deserved - and needed! - R&R. I was just preoccupied enough while in Japan this last time that I didn't have the time or energy to update the work I managed to get done last time. I'll correct that and get back up to speed in the next few days.
Good news: All the training, kabuki and otherwise mundane stuff that has monopolized my time for the last 18 months is now over. All initial checks for the Japanese license have been completed successfully (and in the first go, which only happens about half the time for foreigners) so I can relax a little. At least until recurrent training, that is!
So what about the typhoon? Well, it seems the Japanese FAA - hereinafter referred to as the JCAB - really likes plans and schedules. For everything. I mean everything - probably including bathroom breaks, but I didn't ask. So the final requirement is a route check. No big deal anywhere else, just a check that the guy up front can conduct a normal flight in a safe manner. In Japan, um, not so fast there cowboy. The check here must be conducted by an official from the JCAB, must incorporate certain sets of criteria (including specific destinations), a thorough oral examination, and most importantly, it has to be scheduled well in advance. And if anything disrupts the plan, tough. Apply again and get in line.
So, my route check was scheduled for Sept. 4. Looks ok, I even booked my flight home for the 5th. Then, a week before, the long-range forecast started to look rather disturbing. Stay calm I told myself. The next few days didn't improve and now it looks like I will have a typhoon upsetting my apple cart. Possible flight cancellations. After long discussions with the bosses, the dispatchers, the weather guys, etc., and a day more of weather watching, Mr. Typhoon is going to miss Tokyo, miss Saga (the destination required by the JCAB) but will hit somewhere in the Osaka area. Strong tropical storm strength. Ok, no problem, I've been dealing with typhoons, hurricanes and cyclones for most of my career. At that strength you can usually fly over most of it, and the worst of the winds are pretty localized. Plus this one is supposed to move pretty fast once it hits land so at worst maybe a few hours delay on the return and we're good. So the day before, that's the plan, the JCAB inspector (surprisingly) agreed, and we are still on schedule.
Sept. 4. Morning (Cue the theme to Top Gun): Everybody is in position, weather checked, JCAB guy is there, dispatchers have a route planned - a little more westerly than the usual route to avoid the nasty blobs, and a small delay built into the departure to allow for the gymnastics required for the route check, and off we go. Not too bad on departure, just a little windy and bumpy. Thirty minutes or so into the flight things start to, um, deteriorate. As I'm monitoring the radar, the typhoon is not looking the way we expected. Turns out that as it approached landfall it slowed down ever so slightly and strengthened, then after making landfall it briefly stalled, grew like crazy and became the strongest typhoon to hit Japan in 25 years. And I'm the dummy who signed for the jet (and have a JCAB inspector watching my every move sitting in the cockpit) trying to salvage things as the plan falls apart!
To make a long story short - or at least shorter than the actual ordeal - we wind up halfway over the Sea of Japan (about 100 or so miles off course) trying to dodge nasty things on the radar that are building and changing so fast it looks like popcorn popping, eventually get past everything with only a few jolts, and land in Saga. Halfway through.
Umm, nope!
Sitting on the ground in Saga I get a good look at the new, new updated weather. About this time Kansai Airport (Osaka) closes due to flooding. As in, the runways and terminal are under water. No longer suitable for an enroute alternate. Winds at Hiroshima restrict it to one runway and it's below landing minimums for the approach. Can't go there. Nagoya winds reported as 80kts, gusting to 99kts. Cant go there. Hanaeda airport (Tokyo) winds are beyond the airplane's crosswind limits. Can't go there. Narita is still usable but forecast to be iffy at our time of arrival. And . . . the typhoon is now moving again and expected to head north again. Right in the path of any airport I can use as a divert field north of Tokyo. So, Sendai - can't go there. Only option is Sapporo and the window there before the typhoon hits it is narrowing.
So discretion being the better part of valor, I hitch up my pants, put on the Captain hat, and chicken out! Not really, the only real decision is to cancel and try again later. So we packed up and headed to the hotel and finished up the next day. The funniest moment is afterward, during the oral, as part of the question "How did you feel about the flight?" the inspector, who is a really nice guy, asks my how much typhoon experience I have. So I proceed to list all the cyclones (Indian Ocean), typhoons (China, SE Asia, and Pacific), and hurricanes (Carribean and East Coast) I've battled. He seems suitably impressed. Then I tell him about Matthew and pull up some pics of the boat and the marina. His jaw hits the ground and the oral exam becomes a recap of the boat project. Good way to pass an oral!
Ok, I've rambled enough. Off to the boat!
Cheers,
Mark