In preparing for my cruising I have done a lot of research into different nutrition sources. It looks like I will be doing some home canning (thanks to Ross' inspiration) and I have found a great source for dried food of all types. I have often wondered why no one makes a "People Chow" like dog chow. All the nutrients in a dried source. Today a friend e-mailed with the reason...
Don't ask a retired guy a dumb question...here’s your sign....
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of IAMS Dog Food for my loyal pet, Abby, the Wonder Dog, andwas in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the “IAMS Diet" again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with IAMS nuggetsand simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had sat down in the middle ofthe street to lick my b**** and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. The cashier dropped my change, she was laughing hysterically.Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Don't ask a retired guy a dumb question...here’s your sign....
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of IAMS Dog Food for my loyal pet, Abby, the Wonder Dog, andwas in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the “IAMS Diet" again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with IAMS nuggetsand simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had sat down in the middle ofthe street to lick my b**** and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. The cashier dropped my change, she was laughing hysterically.Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
