And a Genset on the Bow
I got poetic once about on-board generators:
His Santana 22 was fast
before he tricked her out.
Now her waterline is rising
and her freeboards are in doubt.
There’s a color TV, a Christmas tree,
a lighted makeup mirror,
and, if you please, an Ionic Breeze
to clear the atmosphere.
The microwave and power shave
and Maytag washing machine
are wired through his computer
to an electric putting green…
No, she’s not as fast as she used to be.
She’s more of a pig right now.
She’s got six lead-acid batteries
and a genset on her bow.
He’s on the ball, he wants it all,
he’s a thoroughly modern sailor.
Indeed it’s true his 22
can tow a Boston Whaler.
He knows his rights, he wears blue tights,
he watches fights on Friday nights,
he likes his year-round Christmas lights,
and his power bill is large…
Yes, some may say in a cynical way
they’d rather have a barge.
But, me, I see it differently,
I’d rather have a cow
than six lead-acid batteries
and a genset on the bow.
I got poetic once about on-board generators:
His Santana 22 was fast
before he tricked her out.
Now her waterline is rising
and her freeboards are in doubt.
There’s a color TV, a Christmas tree,
a lighted makeup mirror,
and, if you please, an Ionic Breeze
to clear the atmosphere.
The microwave and power shave
and Maytag washing machine
are wired through his computer
to an electric putting green…
No, she’s not as fast as she used to be.
She’s more of a pig right now.
She’s got six lead-acid batteries
and a genset on her bow.
He’s on the ball, he wants it all,
he’s a thoroughly modern sailor.
Indeed it’s true his 22
can tow a Boston Whaler.
He knows his rights, he wears blue tights,
he watches fights on Friday nights,
he likes his year-round Christmas lights,
and his power bill is large…
Yes, some may say in a cynical way
they’d rather have a barge.
But, me, I see it differently,
I’d rather have a cow
than six lead-acid batteries
and a genset on the bow.