Just visited the Beneteau website and looked at some of their new sailboats.
You really have to laugh at some of the photo depictions of their suggested skipper and crew including the nice decorative touches down below.
I see some really hot women at the helm of +50' vessels with maybe another guy on the lookout for a cool cafe to dock beside...also look for their wine glasses.
More really tall (full) glasses of wine + cheese platters down below in the galley. (Is there a roast in the oven too?)
Table top bouquets of flowers or ceramic sculptures...maybe even a book on past sailing adventures..."Dead Calm" or "Fatal Storm".
Flat water...everywhere (clean clear water too).
No waves...anywhere not a ripple (Honey what's a white cap...is that a new drink?).
No cloudy skies or foul weather (or foul weather gear hanging up) to dampen the spirits of possible future sailors.
And finally...no spider or bird shit on the decks...
If they only knew...
You really have to laugh at some of the photo depictions of their suggested skipper and crew including the nice decorative touches down below.
I see some really hot women at the helm of +50' vessels with maybe another guy on the lookout for a cool cafe to dock beside...also look for their wine glasses.
More really tall (full) glasses of wine + cheese platters down below in the galley. (Is there a roast in the oven too?)
Table top bouquets of flowers or ceramic sculptures...maybe even a book on past sailing adventures..."Dead Calm" or "Fatal Storm".
Flat water...everywhere (clean clear water too).
No waves...anywhere not a ripple (Honey what's a white cap...is that a new drink?).
No cloudy skies or foul weather (or foul weather gear hanging up) to dampen the spirits of possible future sailors.
And finally...no spider or bird shit on the decks...
If they only knew...