Its funny Friday!
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You never met my mother. As we grew older she aimed higher. I took a head shot at 35 y/o“Wooden spoon”????
I didn’t even know that was a thing
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A traveling salesman broke down while driving through the countryside.
His phone didn't work, so he walked to a nearby farmhouse and knocked on the door.
An old farmer opened the door and the salesman told him he had broken down and was hoping to get some help.
The farmer said, "It's too late to get anyone out here to fix your car, but you're welcome to stay the night. I'll call the tow truck in the morning.
The salesman replied, "Thanks a lot. I know, I know, I'll sleep in the barn."
The farmer said, "Nonsense, the wife has gone and run off with the mailman, and my three daughters done graduated from college and got married and moved out years ago. You can sleep in one of the empty bedrooms."
The salesman sighed in disappointment, "Damn it all to hell, I'm in the wrong joke!"
-Will
His phone didn't work, so he walked to a nearby farmhouse and knocked on the door.
An old farmer opened the door and the salesman told him he had broken down and was hoping to get some help.
The farmer said, "It's too late to get anyone out here to fix your car, but you're welcome to stay the night. I'll call the tow truck in the morning.
The salesman replied, "Thanks a lot. I know, I know, I'll sleep in the barn."
The farmer said, "Nonsense, the wife has gone and run off with the mailman, and my three daughters done graduated from college and got married and moved out years ago. You can sleep in one of the empty bedrooms."
The salesman sighed in disappointment, "Damn it all to hell, I'm in the wrong joke!"
-Will
My wife said, you couldn't be more right, JS.
I told her I would love to make her dreams come true if she would make mine come true; take me in her arms, throw me on the bed and go fix my boat.
-Will
I told her I would love to make her dreams come true if she would make mine come true; take me in her arms, throw me on the bed and go fix my boat.
-Will
A lovely young woman standing on a street corner sees a lonely man coming down the street. She approaches him and says with a smile "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He looks her over, hands her a $50 bill and says "Sure, paint my boat."
What could be the preferred choice for such a woman?
Painting a boat bottom or grinding out and glassing over an old thru-hull? It's not good to take advantage of a person's desperation. You should offer her a choice of boat jobs. And, tip well.
-Will
Painting a boat bottom or grinding out and glassing over an old thru-hull? It's not good to take advantage of a person's desperation. You should offer her a choice of boat jobs. And, tip well.
-Will
This caught my eye.... An Oregon woods Joke...
I talked to my doctor, and I am here ready to share a public health announcement.
You will never sail short handed now.
I think the first one is have a pen but then I didn't write it down so who knows
And they now say their underwear fits like a glove.I talked to my doctor, and I am here ready to share a public health announcement.
I'm pretty sure those are toes that grows! So maybe fits like socks?
It's ripe for punchlines:
You better stand back, we have no idea how big these get.
You better stand back, we have no idea how big these get.