When a retired school teacher becomes a pirate
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My first pic didn't seem to work. Or works now. I thinkFunny how life just passes you by when you play on those things!
Is that what my wife is doing? I thought I was just lucky.I told my wife, "Honey you need to embrace your mistakes..."
She stood up and hugged me.
I guess I’m pretty lucky. I didn’t have to wait an extra 10 years for those to ring true with me.For those members that are 70 plus or nearing 70. 69 forever. Yeah.
Where
can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A:
Try
a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q:
What
can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A:
Keep
busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q:
Someone
has told me that menopause is
mentioned in the bible...Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A:
Yes.
Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
Q:
How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A:
Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:
How
can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A:
Take off your glasses.
Q:
Seriously!
What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:
Go
braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q:
Why
should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A:
Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:
Is
it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A:
Storing
memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q:
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes,
but usually in the afternoon.
Q:
Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A:
On
their
foreheads.
Q:
What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:
"Gosh,
I remember
these!"
SMILE,
You've still got your sense of
humor, haven't you?
I resemble thatI guess I’m pretty lucky. I didn’t have to wait an extra 10 years for those to ring true with me.