Didn't we have a little dust up in the late seventeen hundreds about Divine Right of Kings. Apparently there is a massive conspiracy afoot where our daughters are indoctrinated with stories of marrying a prince and living happily ever after. Obviously they haven't gotten over it and seek to regain their absolutist control over at least one former colony. Without a doubt this treachery needs to be exposed. By usurping marital bliss with this ongoing slavish obedience to the crown, reproduction ceases and we become an easy target for recolonization. Spread the word, the Brits are coming again. You heard it here first.