Same thing with anyone that has owned vinyl. I built a small, temporary stage riser with plywood & carpet on top of milk crates once upon a time
I also used them to eliminate low spots in my boat tarp a couple of years ago
Ya know, I, among many others, have used milk crates to be FURNITURE as well as storage.
So with all of the warnings on the crates that say "Penalty for Theft" or whatever,
why aren't millions of us in jail for milk crate abuse?????
huh.